Schmuck Bait!!!!!111: Difference between revisions

I remember when I first started receiving all those text messages. It was a Friday night and I was watching fantasy and science fiction programs on the hyper-realistic boob tube. I could hear my hyper-realistic phone vibrating, so I picked it up so see if one of my hyper-realistic friends was texting me. I opened the message. It was from an unknown sender, and all it said was: “Hello.” I decided to board up all of the hyper-realistic doors and windows, because the guy was obviously a creeper. Then I got another message. This time, it said. “Guess who.” I decided to crawl into my hyper-realistic bed and hide under the blankets, because the dude obviously had malicious intent, texting me just to say “hi” and all. For the rest of the night, I didn’t sleep or watch any TV. I just sat in my bedroom, anticipating another message from the sender. Whoever it was, he totally ruined my night by texting me, WHICH IS THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 Suddenly, my phone vibrated. The message read: “I know where you live.” I didn’t sleep at all that night. The guy that texted me must have been serious. Who would troll me with such a cliché line about something like that?