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[[File:10441414_1497165470515302_5799235887739440947_n.jpg|thumb|This is the scariest pichurrrr evaaaaaaaarrrrr]]
I remember when I first started receiving all those text messages. It was a Friday night and I was watching fantasy and science fiction programs on the hyper-realistic boob tube. I could hear my hyper-realistic phone vibrating, so I picked it up so see if one of my hyper-realistic friends was texting me. I opened the message. It was from an unknown sender, and all it said was: “Hello.” I decided to board up all of the hyper-realistic doors and windows, because the guy was obviously a creeper. Then I got another message. This time, it said. “Guess who.”
==Next Night!!!!!1111==
The next night, I locked and bolted all the doors and windows again. Then I turned all the lights on in the hopes that I could fool the sender into believing that I wasn’t the only one in the house, even though it’s the oldest trick in the book. My phone vibrated. I opened the message. “I’m coming to get you,” it read. I then closed the hyper-realistic curtains to make sure that nobody could see into my house, even though, I was trying to trick the sender into thinking I wasn’t home alone or anything, which I was. I retreated into the basement and waited for my phone to vibrate.
==DIS IZ SCRY U GUIZE!!!!!!111==
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