Seinfeld Lost Episode: Epstein

GEORGE: Where's Epstein?

KRAMER: [startled, Kramer drops the cigar he's trying to light] In Jerry's bathroom. He's on a little something I call suicide watch. [laugh track]

GEORGE: Suicide watch means he is CONSTANTLY MONITORED KRAY-MAH.

KRAMER: RELAX GEORGIE! I've got this

GEORGE: Do you now? You watch him for 20 minutes and now you're all of a sudden an expert?

KRAMER: Maybe I am... Some might call me an armchair expert.

GEORGE: If that's the case, then go check on him!!

KRAMER: I was just on my way when you interrupted me. [laugh track]

[opens Jerry's bathroom door, peeps through the door, slowly faces George]

KRAMER: ...What happens if he were to, let's say do what we were hired to stop him from doing?

GEORGE: KRAY-MAH!!!????!?!!! [bass slaps]

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