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I think vomited at that point, but I’m not sure. This was long ago so I hardly remember. However, I memorized the entire thing so I’ll just type it out for you. Lolz I has good memory!
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 1
Morgan Freeman: We find ourselves in the troublesome kingdom of Sextopia, land of mistresses. An unholy ass-fucking accrued about 3 days ago. Prince Dicknose lost his mother in the events that took place. We find him grieving and masturbating at the same damn time.
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Dicknose: There will be much dead sperm tonight.
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 2
Enter Smucks, Dickdose, and Heisenberg.
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Dicknose: I must go and practice my thrusts. I know I shall master the 69!
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Act 3
Enter Heisenberg and Smucks.
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Jimbles: Well you can’t come in!
Dicknose: It be your king, prince and a random <span
Jimbles: By my mother’s tits! I’m coming to the door now!
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Morgan Freeman: This was the end of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia. Lust is a powerful thing that can turn men into swine, and swine into Mexicans. It just goes to show, if you want to make love, do it in your bed, and with a lover alive, not already dead. Good eve.
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Finis
The whole video made me sick, so I stuck it up my asshole and never worried about it again. Da end.
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