Shigesato Itoi's Willaby Wallaby Wonders

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Shigesato Itoi was a famous copyrighter who copyrighted video games or something I don't know.

Then he became a game designer and he made 3 games called MOTHER. They were the greatest masterpieces in the universe it was like this

Shigesato Itoi (ShiggyIggy) > William Shakespeare > David Copperfield > Zach Braff > Jeff Fatt

But then Nintendo didn't give Shiggytoy the freedom to put his game in the U.S. One day he asked Shigeru Miyamoto USA "Hey, can my game come over there? I wanna give it a shot"

Shiggy then said "ok i will do it"

But he did not do it, he just translated the game for Americans but never released the vidya because of the evil demon called the Super Ninty.

ShiggyIggy counterattacked the Super Ninty by making a sequel to MAMA for it and it was a genius move. ShigeruAmerica (ShiggyMiggy) saw his genius and said "We gotta make Americans experience the game...

...by telling them it sucks". So ShiggyMiggy released the game in the US of A and its advertising slogan was "This game is a piece of crap don't buy it for God's sake it will stab your churches and burn your women".

Then one fateful day, two guys named Jeffery and Ketchup built an empire around the games. Suddenly, everybody and their cute little dogs wanted a copy of Mother 2.

Shigesato couldn't believe his eyes. He went out and bought a dog to celebrate and named him Billiards or somethin like that.

He decided to make it a trilogy with Mom3. Everybody was delighted with a beautiful mixture of Ech and Static.

ShiggyMiggy was blind, however, and due to lack of seeing-eye dog did not notice how great the game was and how it emotionally impacted every Spouse 3 fan, so when ShiggyIggy asked him to bring it to the utopia that is America, ShiggyMiggy told him to get lost in a ditch.

So now, nobody will get their wish. If Mother 3 doesn't eventually get released, dogs will become cyborgs, skeletons will pop out, and herbivorous dinosaurs will come back and eat every single plant that we have.

We still don't have Mother 3. It will happen any day. The apocalypse is amo

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