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MADE LAST 4 CHAPTERS (16-20) 20 IS FINAL CHAPTER OMG
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Chapter VI: Onion is the Word
She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the
Chapter VII: Can't Catch me you Bae
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It was time to face Trorian face to face. We knocked on her door, and she opened it butt naked. She then said "BY THE POWER OF NUDITY, YOU MUST DIE!" and she shot a lazer at Pingas Lady and once again she died 5 seconds into the battle. That just left us 4. We fought for 657 years, but then Gridz sprained his hand and said "I can no longer fight!" That left him defenseless and Trorian swooped in and turned into a Ronald McDonald and flew him up into the air and he was gone, gone like my 12 square miles penis! Omg noooooo! Trorian made me lose all my Pingas Points! I turned into a robot and swung my metallic arms and hit my mama in the face and killed her. "Beeeepopopopop" I said and I flew into the air carrying Gregor, we were going after Gridz.
Chapter XVIII: Oggie The Pickle
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL READING THIS BULLSHIT?!?! Anyways,
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Gregor also told me while we were on the flight "Evil Patrixx had a son, he's out to kill you since you killed his father." I replied "Great, another pingas obstacle to tackle down with my jalapēno." I murmured. We finally reached Gridz and Trorian. "IMPRESSIVE YOU CAUGHT UP TO ME BUT NOW GRIDZ DIEZ!" She said while she dropped the 10 year old Gridz. "NOOOO GRIDZ!!!" Gregor and I both shouted, as a magical pickle named Oggie swopped down and saved him. Oggie had a magic wand and a top hat. "Is this you're shmexy little friend?" Oggie asked. "Yes it is!! Thank you so much! Whats your name?" we replied anxiously for answers. "My name is de uhmm Oggie da Pickle" he said. "Would you like to join us on our quest? I asked. "NO! HIYAHHHHH!" and he flew to the sky and blew up into a bunch of confetti. We all had know idea wtf just happend.
Chapter XVIII: I've never been to Carson City #2
Gridz and I were in my room reading the same novel, it was a book about pickle pingas. "Hey you know what this book reminds me of?" He texted me, "What?" I texted back. "Sex" He texted back. He then threw down his book and threw me on the bed, we both turned into robot cockroaches and he let out an orgasm of pleasure as I stuck my big robot cockroach dick into his cock roach butt. We had sex all night. And I was only 12, and he was only 10.
Chapter XVIIII: Gregor the Baby Thief
It was stupid of Gridz and I to ever trust Gregor. At the end of the night, my and Gridz sex night, she took of with all of the information we had given her and she had sent it to Trorian. She was just a spy. I was telling Gridz this, and he replied back "I knew I shouldn't of gotten her pregnate." I screamed "WHAT!?!?!" "I- I'm sorry I mea-" I didn't let him finish I punched him in the face to a bloody pulse. He tried to fight back and say "Pleas- Sto-" but he couldn't put up a sufficient fight since I had hit puberty and he didn't yet. Once I was done with his face I kicked him in the balls and left him to die in the bed. He tried saying "Plea- No I'm Sorr-" But I was already gone.
Chapter XX(FINAL CHAPTER): I all realize it now
I all realize it now. What happend to me. I now realize Trorian didn't just hurt me physically, but emotionally. She had turned me into a monster. She scarred me for life when she made my mother kill my father. She also scarred me by killing The Pingas Lady in front of me twice. She was my favorite super hero. When we came to her house the first time I used the gun on her. Gregor wasn't a spy the whole time. She crossed over because she thought I was a bad person, I mean killing Gridz and all. And I got so angry and jalapēno I killed my own mother. Oggie the Pickle was just a sick joke, I was really starting to like him. I've killed many people throughout my life now, including my mom, Gridz, Patrixx, and many more. All because of Trorian Belliasano.
Trorian Belliasano Ruined My Life.
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