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Chapter XIIII: We Like to Call it Sex
[[File:Imgres-1.jpg|thumb|266x266px|My beautiful mother]]
I ran out of town just to bump into Trorian. She picked me up by the neck and stretched me 20,000 feet and I died, but when I got up I was died, and I was finely dead wait lol wut. So she said "YOU KILL ME ONCE I KILL YOU 1 BILLION TIMES! HAHAHAAH!" She buried me alive! I couldnt see anything except the
Chapter XV: Pointless Chapter That is Completely 100% Meaningless to the Story
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WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL READING THIS BULLSHIT?!?! Anyways,
[[File:1297336688462 ORIGINAL.jpg|thumb|220x220px|OGGIE THE PICKLE NUDES LEAKED OMG WTF]]
Gregor also told me while we were on the flight "Evil Patrixx had a son, he's out to kill you since you killed his father." I replied "Great, another pingas obstacle to tackle down with my jalapēno." I murmured. We finally reached Gridz and Trorian. "IMPRESSIVE YOU CAUGHT UP TO ME BUT NOW GRIDZ DIEZ!" She said while she dropped the 10 year old Gridz. "NOOOO GRIDZ!!!" Gregor and I both shouted, as a magical pickle named Oggie swopped down and saved him. Oggie had a magic wand and a top hat. "Is this you're shmexy little friend?" Oggie asked. "Yes it is!! Thank you so much! Whats your name?" we replied anxiously for answers. "My name is de uhmm Oggie da Pickle" he said. "Would you like to join us on our quest? I asked. "NO! HIYAHHHHH!" and he flew to the sky and blew up into a bunch of confetti. We all had know idea wtf just happend.
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Gridz and I were in my room reading the same novel, it was a book about pickle pingas. "Hey you know what this book reminds me of?" He texted me, "What?" I texted back. "Sex" He texted back. He then threw down his book and threw me on the bed, we both turned into robot cockroaches and he let out an orgasm of pleasure as I stuck my big robot cockroach dick into his cock roach butt. We had sex all night. And I was only 12, and he was only 10.
[[File:Kids-fighting.jpg|thumb|220x220px|What it would like what when Gregor and I were fighting, except on a bed and we look nothing like these kids]]
Chapter XVIIII: Gregor the Baby Thief
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