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Once upon a time, in the land of Duloc, there lived a boy whose name was Shrek.
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Shrek is such a fucking loser.
He went to sleep and dreamed about Ganja
He woke up at 4:20 AM because he had made a shit ton of pee on his bed because he is so fucking dumb.
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"''Shrek, you are such a retard, dude.''"
And then ripped ass all over Shrek's living room
Shrek threw up and passed out because he was so stoned.
Santa stole the rest of Shrek's dank. And blew some more ass in Shrek's face.
The end.
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