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When it got to the scene of Donkey sweet-talking the Dragon, it once again cut to static. This time there was no hidden video thankfully, and it was just regular static. It cut to the shot of Dragon watching Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey leave the castle, with Dragon sighing because Donkey left. However the scene went on longer than I expected... Dragon went back inside the castle, dipped her head in the lava, and proceeded to melt into nothing but a skeleton. This emotionally affected me greatly, as Dragon is one of my favorite characters.
 
It cut to Shrek and Fiona at the chapel, when Farquaad orders his guards to kill Shrek and capture Fiona. The disturbing thing is, the scene just keeps going. The guardsShrek eventually killmanages Shrekto bydecapitate beheading him, and Fiona was taken back toall the castle,guards and thrownmelt intooff theFarquaad's lava.face Insteadwith of thehis creditsonion rollingbreath, therebefore waslooking aat messagethe sayingscreen "Theand deadtelling haveme risen. Hail Satan."IEY immediately ejected the tape threw it away. Unfortunately my mind wasn't quick enough to think to destroy the tapeLADDY, soTHEY itSHOULDUF isCHECKED stillTHEMSELVES outBEFORE thereTHEY somewhere...SHRECKED if you ever see a VHS copy of Shrek, stay away from itTHEMSELVES."
 
The last thing I see is his onion flavored love coming at me.
 
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
 
==Alternate Ending==
 
It cut to Shrek and Fiona at the chapel, when Farquaad orders his guards to kill Shrek and capture Fiona. The disturbing thing is, the scene just keeps going. The guards eventually kill Shrek by beheading him, and Fiona was taken back to the castle, and thrown into the lava. Instead of the credits rolling, there was a message saying "The dead have risen. Hail Satan." I immediately ejected the tape threw it away. Unfortunately my mind wasn't quick enough to think to destroy the tape, so it is still out there somewhere... if you ever see a VHS copy of Shrek, stay away from it.
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