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>be me age 14
 
>live in a high ass fug building on the 12th floor in a flat with my parents and my little sister (who is 8)
 
>have been a devoted brogre since I was 8
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>nothing
 
>nothing but little, fast-paced thudsbeats from afar
 
>the thudsbeats get closer and closer
 
>louder and louder until it's almost unbearinglyunbearably loud
 
>suddenly it's quiet again
 
>I hear somebody say in a beautiful deep scottish accent "don't give up, laddyladdeh. there is much onion juice to live for"
 
>I open my eyes to see shrek standing in front of me
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>"thank you so much, shrek. but…the terrible pizza hut as is still in place…"
 
>with a soothing voice he assures me "do not worry, laddyladdeh. i will take care of it. But first, you have to take care of this.
 
>he points to his hypermassive shrock which is starting to go more and more flaccid
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>without warning he pierces through my anus going deeper and deeper by milliseconds of time
 
>i cum on the instant the tip of his farquaad blood-drenched glans made contact with my prostate
 
>he is not satisfied yet and continues the shreksshrex for half an hour until my anus is torn
 
>i do not feel pain after he pulled out, i feel bliss
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