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>I am
>My friend is at my house
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>"Why the fuck do you worship a stupid retarded green ogre?" He says
>"Fucking
>I turn to him, and I feel very intimidated
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>When they are distracted, she pulls out dual wield submachine guns and shoots them all
>I begin to provide the crew with cover fire, mowing down officers with machine guns, and firing onionade launchers at armoured cars and tanks
>The dragon begins breathing fire everywhere, leaving hundreds of soldiers and SWAT teams burning on the ground, on fire, screaming in pain
>Shrek throws two onionades at the remaining tanks, sending the drivers flying out of them and destroying the tanks
>He then fires an onionzooka at the choppers, instantly
>He then begins buttfucking the dead bodies with his ogresized shaft as donkey shoves his erect penis in their mouths
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>I drift off to the most peaceful sleep ever, with my layers restored
>I wake up, and eat waffles and onions with Donkeh, Puss, Fiona, Shrek's babies and
>I spend eternity in the beautiful swamp, living my dream with Shrek and friends, and having the best shrekx of my life
>Shrek is Love, Shrek is life
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