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I was ordering food at McDonald's, because I am a fat little American shit.
 
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He pulls his and my pants down, revealing a large ogre Eshrektion.
 
It's twice as long as my arm, and twice as '''THICK'''.
 
He shoves it up my asshole, and starts rapingfucking me with everything he's got.
 
"Stop, Shrek. Please.", I say. Tears well up in my eyes as my anus starts bleeding rapidly.
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His penis comes out of my mouth while cumming in my mouth.
 
He cums all over a resturantrestaurant manager.'
 
He is a fireman, and I am his firehose.
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The Fucking End
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