Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams: Difference between revisions

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I had been playing Silent Hill 2 constantly for several weeks now and have gotten all but the dog endings, so I decided to try go for the dog ending. I pulled Silent Hill 2 out of my game case, but I noticed something was wrong the case ,it was green, but I owned the Playstation 2 version not the Xbox version. I stared at the box, it said Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams I was confused but I started playing it anyways. When I turned the game on it immediately went to the first time you meet Maria in the park, she said "Would u like anal?" I was shocked, I don't remember this. All I could do is stand there in horror as James said "Have you seen my wife?" Mary, I mean Maria said "No, she's dead" I was shocked, how did she know Mary was dead?

 

So I walked to the doge house to get the dog key, but it wasn't their. I decided I wanted to go get pizza so me and Maria went to the bowling alley.She didn't wanna go in so I tried hitting her with the plank, it didn't work, instead James backhand slapped her, I laughed my ass off. There I saw Eddie, he was eating pizza with hyper realistic cheese and hyper realistic pepperoni (no wonder he's so fat, too much hyper realistic carbs are bad for you) James asked Eddie who that little girl talking to him was, Eddie said "Her name is Laura, she's a really mean brat" He's right I guess she's a little ass hat.

So then we went to Heaven's Night, but the door was locked, Maria then bent over and stuck some keys in a hole, while she was doing that she said "u like my ass?" Her ass was hyper realistic, James was like "I'm looking for my wife Mary " She put the keys away sexily into her pocket, wait do skirts have pockets? maybe she put them in her butt, I thought I smelled something weird when she pulled the keys out...... when we got inside Maria jumped up on stage and started dancing like a stripper, now that I mention it, how did she have the keys to the strip club? Ah whatever, it probably has some hidden meaning like every single thing in this game does.