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== Act 1 ==
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I had been playing Silent Hill 2 constantly for several weeks now and have gotten all but the dog endings, so I decided to try go for the dog ending. I pulled Silent Hill 2 out of my game case, but I noticed something was wrong the case ,it was green, but I owned the Playstation 2 version not the Xbox version. I stared at the box, it said Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams I was confused but I started playing it anyways. When I turned the game on it immediately went to the first time you meet Maria in the park, she said "Would u like anal?" I was shocked, I don't remember this. All I could do is stand there in horror as James said "Have you seen my wife?" Mary, I mean Maria said "No, she's dead" I was shocked, how did she know Mary was dead?
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After James faped merrily to Maria's stage performance, he turned his head to see Pyramid Head fapping merrily as well, it was a wondrous sight to see. James looked confused, but mostly aroused. Not because of Pyramid Head or anything, Mary was still doing her show, freaking weirdos, Pyramid Head disappeared or something, I was too busy looking at Maria..... She then got re-clothed and we continued to walk down Carroll Street until we saw Laura run into the hospital, we walked into the hospital and looked around a bit. We walked up the stairs to the 3rd floor, and went into Room S3, why? because I could feel the power of James' boner making the controller vibrate, and it told me to go to Room S3.
 
I left Mary in the Room to sleep of that party last night, I started walking around the hospital but I didn't really find anything so I went upstairs to the roof, I read this diary about some hospital patient wanting to die, sounds like my ex wife *budum tsss*, then Pyramid Head knocked me off the roof and I died. I was pretty shocked, every time this has happened before I survive, but I guess not this time. I got sent back to the main menu screen. The controller in my hand felt lighter, as if it changed into something else. I looked down only to see a PS2 controller, I then looked at my console, it was the PS2. Had I been hallucinating this whole time? Was I in the other world? What was going on?
 
== Act 2 ==
I pressed continue game on the menu, it went to where you are with Mary in the Otherworld Hospital. Why is the game always transporting me to a scene with Maria?
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