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== Act 1 ==
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I had been playing Silent Hill 2 constantly for several weeks now and have gotten all but the dog endings, so I decided to try go for the dog ending. I pulled Silent Hill 2 out of my game case, but I noticed something was wrong the case ,it was green, but I owned the Playstation 2 version not the Xbox version. I stared at the box, it said Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams I was confused but I started playing it anyways. When I turned the game on it immediately went to the first time you meet Maria in the park, she said "Would u like anal?" I was shocked, I don't remember this. All I could do is stand there in horror as James said "Have you seen my wife?"
So I walked to the doge house to get the dog key, but it wasn't their. I decided I wanted to go get pizza so me and Maria went to the bowling alley.She didn't wanna go in so I tried hitting her with the plank, it didn't work, instead James backhand slapped her, I laughed my ass off. There I saw Eddie, he was eating pizza with hyper realistic cheese and hyper realistic pepperoni (no wonder he's so fat, too many hyper realistic carbs are bad for you) James asked Eddie who that little girl talking to him was, Eddie said "Her name is Laura, she's a really mean brat" He's right I guess she's a little ass hat.
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There was a long strait hallway, which was odd, every time I've played this game the hallway was curved in several places. We ran down the hallway only to meet with Pyramid Head, I ran to the elevator cause honestly she dies either way. The elevator door was closing, James tried to force it open but to no avail. Pyramid Head stabbed Maria with his Triangle shaped dong, semen went everywhere (some even when on James' face). The semen was super sticky, almost too sticky....
The elevator then went down to the 1st floor, James was crying like a little bitch. Anyways, I got out of the elevator and went to the front door and left the hospital, I didn't even care about grabbing the key I've been doing this for weeks, the same thing over and over. James did his melodramatic monologue then walked to the Historical Society which was strange, who wants to go to a Historical Society? So I managed to stumble my way to the Historical Society, I was drunk off my ass after going to the bar with Snoop and PSY (man Snoop can drink) before I left though he gave me some good dank and some Mountain Dew.
In the Historical Society I found a painting of that red pyramid thing, the room started to smell of dank. I felt extremely tired.... I drifted off and slumped on the ground.
== Act 3 ==
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