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== Act 2 ==
I pressed continue game on the menu, it put me to with Mary in the Otherworld Hospital. Why is the game always transporting me to a scene with Maria? So we were walking, I was smacking bitches up and Maria was popping some caps in some asses, but wait how did she get a gun? She use to have one but she threw it away at the end of her scenario. I checked my inventory and my pistol was still there, I exited the inventory but not before checking my bullets, I had 20 left "hmmm that's strange, I thought I had more" I exclaimed. As we continued on we found some rings, after that we found a door with hands and we put the rings on the hands and the door opened, well what else did you think it was going to do?
[[File:No anal rapes.jpg|thumb|220x220px|James trying to save Maria's booty for himself[[File:MariaBikini.PNG.png|thumb|220x220px]]]]
There was a long strait hallway, which was odd, every time I've played this game the hallway was curved in several places. We ran down the hallway only to meet with Pyramid Head, I ran to the elevator cause honestly she dies either way. The elevator door was closing, James tried to force it open but to no avail. Pyramid Head stabbed Maria with his Triangle shaped dong, semen went everywhere (some even when on James' face). The semen was super sticky, almost too sticky....
 
too sticky....
 
The elevator then went down to the 1st floor, James was crying like a little bitch. Anyways, I got out of the elevator and went to the front door and left the hospital, I didn't even care about grabbing the key I've been doing this for weeks, the same thing over and over. James did his melodramatic monologue then walked to the Historical Society which was strange, who wants to go to a Historical Society? So I managed to stumble my way to the Historical Society, I was drunk off my ass after going to the bar with Snoop and PSY (man Snoop can drink) before I left though he gave me some good dank and some Mountain Dew.
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== Act 3 ==
I awoke in the labyrinth, sadly not the one with David Bowie in it, their was a white door for some reason. I opened it only to see Maria dead..... again. The room smelled of rotten flesh and stale memes, I had to get out of that room before I got sick. I opened the door to see that I was in the Hotel, I wondered around a bit finding a key on my way[[Category:Crappy. msThe paintkey drawings]]was to the room me and my bottom bitch stayed in when Mary got *insert deadly disease here* so I went to it, only to find a dead body. It looked like me, which was weird I was like 5 when this game came out how could current me be in an old game. Then it all made sense, I'm just a fake, I'm the character, James is the real one, I am James, but I cant be James cause James is James and not me, but he is me...
 
For some reason I woke up next to the dog room, and in my inventory was the dog key. I opened the door only to see that the dog was replaced by Mary.[[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]
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