Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams: Difference between revisions

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"Are you ready?" she repeated, I turned to see him, his body filled with holes. "But I killed you !" James cried, "how are you here?" and that's when he spoke...
 
"The thing about sponges is we can't die, no matter how much you beat us..... we can die" he laughed again. Suddenly Maria pulled out a gun and shot me in the arm, I was bleeding severely but I didn't feel any pain [[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]
 
My life flashed before my eyes, I was dead now. But then something happened, it was Pyramid Head he came to save me. He took me to his house and then we made the sex, we made the sex for days.
 
After the week of booty pounding action his house was all white with semen, I went to go get a drink but then I realized something, Pyramid Head isn't green.... it was him, all along, he came to save me. It was Shrek,then I felt something running down my leg... it was blood... all the anal violation had torn my booty hole. I was dying, I fell on the floor dead. Shrek picked me up as I said my last words "I always knew my anus would be the death of me".
 
Shrek screamed into the air "You were the chosen one, you're anus was meant to bring balance to the internet, you were supposed to destroy 4chan not join them, you were my brother Anakin, I mean James"
 
Then Shrek through me next to the lava, and I started burning as he walked away. I passed out from the pain, but I awoke to see Sponge Bob..... he laughed and said "Rise Lord Patrick" [[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]]
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