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This shit's a sequel to [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Silent_Hill_2:_Assless_Dreams this other shit]
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One Day I got lots of nostalgia, so I went to a garage sale to look for video games. When I got to the garage
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sale there was an old man at the house, I went to him and asked if he had any video games for the N64. The old man replied "No I sold it to that guy " He pointed at a young man holding a copy of Majora
I drove home really fast because I was so excited to play the game, in my rush home I ran over a Shiba Inu, and a little girl. I pulled up to my house and rushed inside, I heard a loud crash and then a scream from outside. I was going to check what it was but I was to anxious to play the game. I took the game out of my backpack, opened the case, and put it into my Wii. It loaded up and went through the normal logos and then went to the intro. Instead of When You're Gone the intro song was Theme of Laura, which was weird. What a stupid think to hack into a game, of all the things to change you change opening theme music........
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But I brushed it off cause it's my story and I can do whatever I want. We all left the park and continued into the dark town, as we moved along I kept seeing a strange yellow figure in the burnt out buildings. I pointed it out to James but he didnt see anything. We continued on, I still had that uneasy feeling in the back of my mind. James suggested we go to the hotel for some reason, I wasnt really paying attention. We all got into the boat and rowed across the lake, as we rowed and rowed all we could hear was the splashing of the water and what sounded like female moans and male grunting. Turns out James and Mary were having sex in the back of the boat. All of the sudden the police came and arrested James and Mary for "innapropriate behavior in front of a minor" with them gone we continued into the hotel where we saw something we couldn't believe.
As we opened the door to the hotel we saw the floors covered with blood and semen with corpses all around. In the middle of all the mess was Pyramid Head standing unrobed, his triangle shaped dong swinging in the wind like a hypnotic device. The skunk smell came back, and Alex and the kids feel asleep, but not me. I think the I built up an immunity. Suddenly a large blade pierced Pyramid Heads body, he was then cut in half. As the body slid apart I could see the yellow creature from behind the severed carcass.
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