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{{note|Keep in mind that this creepypasta was originally created by a user on YouTube named TITANIUM_04.}}
So. SML Movie: The Black Couch. This is something that I have wanted to talk about for quite a while. I just want to share with you guys this issue because I thought about it a month ago, and I want to share this issue so you guys won’t have to stumble upon this Super Mario Logan movie either. So it was about a month ago as I said. I was at a house with my friend named Gordon. While I joined the SML fan base in 2018, Gordon has been a fan since 2012, which was just three years before the end of the “golden age”. Gordon told me that he had a friend and that this friend was an archivist at heart. Gordon was an old fan who also really liked Jeffy, so he managed to stay throughout the “dark times” of Super Mario Logan. Gordon’s friend, named George supposedly downloaded a copy of a lost SML video and let us have it. Gordon originally had a YouTube channel where he gave people SML videos to watch before they were made fully public. He pirated the video files so people could watch the videos earlier. We received a copy of a lost SML video from George after Gordon’s YouTube channel got terminated for pirating said videos. This video was supposed to be a copy of the original Super Mario Logan Movie. For those of you who don’t know about the Super Mario Logan Movie drama, Logan had been promising to release an official Super Mario Logan movie for over a year, in which he had constantly delayed it up until the point where it was canceled. When August of 2018 rolled around, there was no point in waiting. We had just received the copy of the movie and were eager to watch it. We would be the first to witness the official Super Mario Logan Movie. Gordon and I had a sleepover at his house and decided to watch the video file for the first time. However, when we saw it, it wasn’t the official SML Movie. It was an SML video titled, The Black Couch. Gordon and I were both really confused. We expected to watch a copy of the official Super Mario Logan Movie early, but instead, we got a regular SML video that was approximately twenty two minutes and seventeen seconds long, titled, The Black Couch. The file had it’s own custom thumbnail which I can only guess was the thumbnail of what was originally the video on YouTube. But it wasn’t like a thumbnail you’d expect to see. The usually bold text was rather thin and dreary looking, the background was a dark field, and the only other thing on the thumbnail was Mario. But this was no ordinary Mario. All of the color on the thumbnail was removed, even Mario. Mario had no eyes, which were replaced with bleeding holes in his skull, you could see his ribs through his shirt, and his arms were held down in a way that made him look depressed. Gordon didn’t want to watch but I convinced him that we had to because for all we know, it could just be a troll or it could be the actual movie for all we know so we clicked on the video file and began watching.
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[[File:BE705A60-BFDF-40A7-A283-94D7E73E6527.jpg|alt=|right|200x200px|The thumbnail]]
The video started off with Mario and Jeffy on the red couch like most modern SML videos. Like most videos, it began with the two yelling at each other. Jeffy makes a somewhat valid point and Mario shoots it down anyways. Then Jeffy gets mad, pulls a catapult from the garage, and proceeds to shoot the couch into the air with the catapult. The couch then landed in the ocean nearby. Of course, Mario then starts to get mad at Jeffy even more. Jeffy then starts swearing. At this point we were both wondering what anything in this episode had to do with the title and thumbnail, but then again, we were both one minute and twenty seconds in, so now that I think about it, we shouldn’t expect much so far. In the next scene, we see Mario at the furniture store looking for a new couch since the old one is practically gone. A guy working at the store says there’s a perfect couch for the family that’s Mario’s size. He then takes him into the back where we see a black sectional sofa that can fit everyone and pretty much everyone else. We then get a scene with every SML character you can imagine sitting on the couch, Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy, Shrek, Woody, Toad, Joseph, Cody, Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, all of them are sitting on the couch. Mario and Rosalina congratulate Jeffy considering that without him, they wouldn’t have gotten such an awesome new couch. You can tell that when Bowser Junior gets the urge to get up and make tacos at 4:00 AM, this is when things are gonna get weird. This is weird but I guessed that this was meant to be funny so I took it as a joke. Bowser Junior goes into Mario’s room and asks him if he can eat tacos at 4:00 AM. Mario tells Bowser Junior that they don’t even have tacos, and that Bowser Junior shouldn’t even be in the scene because they’re both played by Logan which I took as a joke on how Logan’s the camera man and he voices both Mario and Bowser Junior. Bowser Junior decides to go into the kitchen and make tacos anyway. While he’s making them, he gets dizzy and faints out of nowhere. We get thirty seconds of a blurry camera zooming in on Junior while a high pitched tone plays. Then silence for a solid ten seconds. Junior wakes up, turns his head, and we see something me and Gordon could never unsee. It was a dead woman lying right in front of him. Her face was pale, her eyes and mouth were wide open, and blood was oozing out of her almost toothless mouth. I had no words or thoughts. I felt like I had gone lightheaded from fear watching this video. The camera only focused on the woman for a few seconds before Junior gets scared and runs to his room. That was when he saw the woman standing in front of his door and slowly walk towards him. (Under Construction) {{v|reading|m2TQwfoq56c}}
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