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At this point, I tried shutting the game off, but the game stopped me. I was paralyzed except for my fingers and thumbs! Like NES Godzilla or some shit. But my fears only escalator when the creepy molester mailman came into my home and took advantage of the situation. All I saw was hyper-realistic semen. I didn't know if it was from the game, or the mailman! So I continue playing the game, my rectum now loaded and my pants at my ankles. Then all of a sudden, Squidward Testicles comes out of the TV and starts tentacle raping me! After that, my NES exploded, and my TV was covered in hyper-realistic carbonized carbon.
 
But just when I thought it was over, I got strapped to a chair and got my nipples electrocuted by none other than John Madden! The clever bastard always snuck his way into these things.
 
Now I know why Snoop Dogg has to smoke weed everyday.
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