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If you are a pussy or easily scared, read on if you dare! *This creepy pasta is serious; the jerks at the creepy pasta Wiki couldn't take it, and they all floated like fish and peed their pants.pants.

Hello, the following stuff I am about to read to you actually happened! I know you may not believe this, but you must for your safety. If you click off at this point, you will die from him! So this story takes place somewhere in Nevada after a human hank from combat hacked into our world! He killed 69420 people. The population of our city used to be 138840. I was watching the news the day after he killed them and it said today, Friday the 13th, do not go out or your faith will be made up to end badly. I opened the door thinking nothing of it and it was just a mean man pulling pranks. I wish I had listened to him. As I was taking a walk 5 minutes later, I went home, bored. When I opened the door, there was a note saying do not play any sega games from Sega today, otherwise you will go down the same path I did. This made me think. OK, most of you probably know that I love Sonic games! So I thought, hey, my brother is an intern at Sega, so I would just get to him and get the hidden Sonic game everyone is begging me to avoid. He told me in a sad voice that there was only one, but I do have a spare copy, so you can have it! I was so happy and ready to play, but Sega then called me, saying they wanted me over. I had no idea why they wanted me over. When I got there, I saw Sonic himself on his chair, and he said, "So you want to play that game with the cannon?" I was like yeah, I have it. He smiled with his teeth going *ding*! I could see the workers' faces going pale. They went on their knees and begged me to not play the game as they did not want me to die. They told me the game was evil. I was like, "How did you know I had the game?" They said EVIL PATRIXXX told them and they are trying to stop me from having my life scared. Sonic tackled me, saying DO NOT PLAY THE GAME. He ruined 2 lives at this point. You will die if you play the game! The security people held Sonic back and gave him a chili dog, and he chilled out. He told me to apologize... just do not play the game. DO NOT INCLUDE IT.I was like "ok, OK, I'll get rid of it." When I got home, I got a hammer to get rid of the risk. Just before I was about to break it, I started thinking about what if it was a hidden sonic game that they did not want to see. You see, I was not stupid or anything. I let my curious side of me get the better of me and I pushed the disk in and it started. I should have not done that. Then a message popped out saying, LAST CHANCE TO NOT RUIN YOUR LIFE, PLAY THIS (YES) OR (NO) I clicked on "yes", thinking it was a joke for the opening. Boy, was I wrong. The intro to my surprise was Sonic X: Gotta Go Fast. But it was strange how things went down here.GO GO GO GOTTA GOTTA GO SLOWGO MURDER FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST always smoking weed and doing drugs. You gotta kill, you gotta kill. I was shocked that no sonic intro would be like this. Then I heard loud static from sonic.The exeis the Sonic. When the exe screen appeared, I typed "CHARACTER SELECT* AMY* LOCKED*" because she was the only character I could play as.I was weirded out by this but did not think much of it at the time. After I clicked amy, I heard Sonic. The ex ex laughed and said, "I am God." I thought it was just a glitch and moved on. I mean, it was a Sonic game, so I just think it's a fucking Halloween special in Goddamn summer. I was angry but moved on. Then after it said play on Amy, I pressed start and then a skeleton popped out and said, "Ina hyper-realistic voice." AWFULWhile crying, hyperrealstic blood poured out of his hyperrealstic eyes which were in his hyperreasltic skull, which had PURE blood on it. Then he died, going to hell with the devil himself. Amy jumped out of the ring thing and it said, "Smoke weed every day." I saw Amy running and saw Sonic jump into the ring. And the level was weird because there were no rings, instead they were replaced by weed leaves, and when I moved on them, as Amy said, it said "smoke weed everyday" and the number 420 was on the screen 13 times, somewhat big. There was this computer that said "SCORE 1000" each time I collected a weed. The weed number increased after I collected 20 weeds. There was this computer that said "400 WEED FREE NO SCAM!" I jumped on it and I had 420 weed, but then a police officer where the bad guys came and hit me with their baton. I got them all and when I jumped in, Amy fell for 3 mins and landed on the floor fine. The background had shrek, doritos weed, and mountain dew, with mlg glasses everywhere. The music playing was Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg-Smoke Weed Sonic was there too, and it cut to black. And it cut to the level select and it had Tails, and when I clicked on him, it had mlg airhorns that sounded like a mlg version of Can Can, and when I got into the level as Tails, the theme playing for the level was Ultimate MLG. The most annoying video ever made can be remixed to show which ngl was epic. I WALKED with tails to the knuckles. I asked him for doritos. He said he had done so, so tails beat him up, making him cry, and saying they are over there. I moved tails into the doritos. It said I had 1 dorito and the level background had mlg frogs, Shrek, and DOGE. The same Msuci was playing on loop. I jumped over this and tails got the mlg glasses and roasted eggman. In my way, fatass moves are the way to make yourself useful to others. I don't care if you go to jail, I care if you get your weed stolen, and Eggman ran out crying. There were a max of 50 doritos to collect, and they got all of them. There were 20 more to collect from computers, so there were 2 computers. and when I beat the level, Sonic. share doritos with Sonic. executable YES OR YES, I clicked yes and it showed them sharing the doritos and mlg airhorns version of Great Britain's Athem. Then it said "play as Sonic." executable*MISSON KILLS THE FUCKING FAKER AND SLIVER THE FUCKHEAD. When Sonic.exe yanked out a machine gun, I pulled the trigger and it said "auto kills people YOU despise," and Blaze cried, and Sonci said, "if you don't shut up, you're next," and she sobbed, hanging herself with hyperealstic blood pouring from her neck.Then for 20 seconds, I could see Sonic talking to Evil PATRIXXX and he said, "No worries, I got this and Sonic was OK." I killed the faker after shadwo sonics rival and there was hypereaisltic blood.and sonic.The ex-exec laughed. Then the boyfriend from the FNF game came with his GF, who was on a boombox. And they start rapping.However, when Sonic.exe laughed, he killed the BF and GF, eating their souls (good thing I hated the BF because he needed to die sometimes). Then it said "sonic level comepletle." Amy's level 2. I got a fake blue screen of death saying, "opss fixing now, I'm coming for you." YOU WILL DIE and the fake blue screen of death will appear, showing Amy and Sonic kissing even on the lips! So I sat there for 3 minutes waiting for something to happen, but I was like, what the fuck?Except for YOU 06, NO Sonic game would have a kssing scene!So while they were kissing and stuff, Sonic got a phone call. He said, "Sorry Amy, I have a call." n. hello? What are you doing with our twins? SONIC? Sonic was similar to Amy — did your mom and dad get my phone number? She said she was worried that my mom and dad were dead! Sonic said, "Then who was the phone?!? Then I got a second fake blue screen of death saying ERROR. EXE666010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010AND then it had Sally, who was crying, seeing Amy and Sonic kissing. They broke up when she slapped him for saving the world, then Sonic. I was sally walking for 30 seconds when he appeared, and he killed her. Her eyes shook, and she said "WAHHHH" and died with blood pooling in her mouth. got almost a fake blue screen of death, but then I sank again, and Sunky said SUP? The milk and cereal theme plays. Sonic was dancing with his friends and making milk and cereal. Then I cut back to Sally, who was beegging for her life and Sonic said, "YOUR TO SLOWEOO0000." Sonic pulled out a gun and shot her to death. She died. Sonic said "goobye bitch" and threw her body into a meat grinder. Then the MLG sounds played again and she got rekted. Sonic then grabbed the most popular Romanian beer (google it lol) and he smoked it and the snop dog music played and mlg sound effects. Then the most terrifying part was when Sonic and Amy started making out again. They made out and did some other 18+ things on Sally's body, taunting her to death. DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU AND THEN AN IMAGE OF SALLYS'S DEAD BODY AND FACE WITCH WAS HYPERREALISTIC. A formalized paraphraseIT WAS A REAL PERSON WHO DIED...To note that this agme did say it was made with the help of death himself. Then an image of the ace from the exe. The ex appeared, except he was crying and had blood on him as he moved his mouth. Then Sally was a zombie sally zombie. Then sonic killed her, ripping her to shreds without mercy as she screemed like Tom for a long time. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Sonic was cut in half by Mario, and blood poured everywhere. was shocked. SONIC SAID IT'S FUN TO SEE YOU HURT.So I was like, "Like, are you making me do math?" NOOOOOOOO. Then I got a phone call telling me all my family members had been brutally murdered and there was blood all over them. I asked if I had to do anything about it. He said no, and I was happy. I need someone else to suffer. I called all my friends, and I had 40 remote controlers. I primed them. The game was OK. And whey the palyed as the sonic anaimls.Exe kiled them when they died. They dropped dead each time they died in the game. They dropped dead in real life, too. I was like Sonic. The deed was done. That's right, I put lethalshots in the remote controlls that killed them when they died in the game. I burned the bodies and wrote to the son. Sonic, exe and Sonic My exe said thanks for the souls... and my TV then metled and I fainted.