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==[[File:Soniczizzle.gif|thumb|205px|Artistz interpretation of Soniczizzle.]]I be a total Sonic tha Hedgehog hustla much like any suckas, I wanna bust a nut on tha newer game yo, but I don't mind playin tha classics. I don't be thinkin I've eva played glitchy or jacked game before, though I don't be thinkin I wanna play any afta tha experience I had..Soniczizzle.exe==
Soniczizzle.exe is a Creepzizzlepasta on some strange Soniczizzle CD game dat could be either glitchy, jacked or possibly made by some gangsta yo' (or "something") other dan SEGA...
It started on a sick summer afternoon, I was playin Sonic Unleashed (I was horny bout how tha fuck you git ta explore tha towns up in it) until I noticed, outta mah peripheral vision, dat tha mailman had arrived n' put suttin' up in mah mailbox as usual n' left. I paused mah game ta go peep what tha fuck I gots up in tha mail... Da only thang up in tha Mailbox was a CD case fo' computas n' a note. I took it inside.▼
==Da Pasta==
 
▲I be a total Sonic tha Hedgehog hustla much like any suckas, I wanna bust a nut on tha newer game yo, but I don't mind playin tha classics. I don't be thinkin I've eva played glitchy or jacked game before, though I don't be thinkin I wanna play any afta tha experience I had... It started on a sick summer afternoon, I was playin SonicSoniczizzle Unleashed (I was horny bout how tha fuck you git ta explore tha towns up in it) until I noticed, outta mah peripheral vision, dat tha mailman had arrived n' put suttin' up in mah mailbox as usual n' left. I paused mah game ta go peep what tha fuck I gots up in tha mail... Da only thang up in tha Mailbox was a CD case fo' computas n' a note. I took it inside.
 
I looked all up in tha note first n' realized dat shiznit was from mah dear playa Kyle (Letz just call his ass that), whom I hadn't heard from up in 2 weeks. I know dat cuz I recognized his handwriting, though what tha fuck was weird is how tha fuck it looked; it looked badly freestyled n' scratchy n' somewhat hard as fuck ta read, as if Kyle was havin a hard time freestylin it down n' done did it up in a hurry.
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Well, dat was certainly weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Even though Kyle IS mah dopest playa n' I aint peeped his ass up in 2 weeks, I didn't do what tha fuck he axed mah dirty ass. I didn't be thinkin dat a simple gamin disc would do anythang wack ta him, afta all itz just a game right, biatch? Boy, was I wack bout dis shit...
 
ANY way, I looked all up in tha disc n' it be lookin like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it freestyled "SONICSONICZIZZLE.EXE", n' dat shiznit was much unlike Kylez handwriting, meanin dat he must've gotten it from one of mah thugs, like a pawn shop or eBizzle. When I saw "SONICSONICZIZZLE" on tha freestylin of tha CD, I was straight-up buckwild n' wanted ta play it, since I be a a BIG Sonic fan.
 
I went up ta mah room n' turned on mah computer n' put tha disc up in n' installed tha game. When tha title screen popped up I noticed dat dat shiznit was tha straight-up original gangsta Sonic game, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I holla'd earlier I was horny bout tha classics. Da first thang I noticed dat was outta place was when I pressed start, there be a was a split second when I saw tha title image turned tha fuck into suttin' much different, suttin' dat I now consider horrifying, before cuttin ta black.
 
I remember what tha fuck tha image looked like up in dat split second before tha game cut ta black; Da sky had darkened, tha title emblem was rusted n' ruined, tha SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, n' tha gin n juice had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realisticfo' realz.
 
But tha freakiest thang dat was up in dat split second frame was Sonic, his wild lil' fuckin eyes was pitch black n' bleedin wit two glowin red dots starin RIGHT ATAll MEMAH DIRTY ASS, n' his smile had stretched wider up ta tha edge of his wild lil' face. I was rather disturbed bout dat image when I saw it, though I figured dat dat shiznit was just a glitch n' forgot bout it fo' realz. After it cut ta black it stayed like dat fo' bout 10 secondz or so fo' realz. And then another weird thang happened, tha save file select from SonicSoniczizzle tha Hedgehog 3 popped up, n' I was like "WTF, biatch? Whatz dis bustin up in tha straight-up original gangsta SonicSoniczizzle game?", anyway, then I notice suttin' off, tha background was tha dark cloudy sky of tha Wack Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, n' there was only three save files. Da noize was dat creepy Cavernz of Winter noize from Earthbound, only dat shiznit was extended n' seemed ta done been up in reverse fo' realz. And tha image fo' tha save file where you peep a peepshow of tha level you on is just red static fo' all three files.
 
What freaked mah crazy ass up mo' was tha character select, it flossed only Tails, Knucklez n' ta mah surprise, Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Robotnik! Now I was shizzle dat suttin' was up, I mean, how tha fuck can you play as Robotnik up in a cold-ass lil funky-ass Sonic game, fo' bustin up like a biatch up loud?
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Yo, suddenly up in a split second I saw Sonics eyes open n' they was black wit dem red glowin dots, just like dat title image, thought there wasn't a smile. When dat happened tha screen turned black n' tha static sound was off.
 
It stayed black fo' bout 7 secondz n' then white text rocked up formin a message, saying, "Hello.Yo Do youbiatch, wanna fuck wit memah?"
 
At dis point I was creeped out, I didn't wanna continue wit tha game yo, but mah curiositizzle gots tha mo' betta of me when I was taken ta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different level wit tha level title now sayin "HIDE AND SEEK".
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Yo, suddenly I heard dat creepy laugh again... dat awful, Kefka laugh... right afta 10 secondz have passed as I helped Tails run all up in tha forest, n' then I started seein flashez of Sonic poppin everywhere on tha screen, again n' again n' again wit dem black n' red eyes.
 
Da noize chizzled ta dat suspenseful drownin jingle as I peep Sonic behind Tails slowly bustin up on his ass FLYING; Sonic wasn't hustlin, da thug was straight-up FLYING! Da flyin pose his sprite was makin looked straight-up similar ta Metal Sonics flyin pose up in Sonic CD, except dat shiznit was just SonicSoniczizzle n' dat schmoooove muthafucka had tha black n' red eyes again, only this time dat schmoooove muthafucka had da most thugged-out deranged lookin grin on his wild lil' face, he looked as though da thug was trippin' off tha torment da thug was givin tha skanky lil fox as he gained up on his muthafuckin ass.
 
THIS time dat schmoooove muthafucka had da most thugged-out deranged lookin grin on his wild lil' face, he looked as though da thug was trippin' off tha torment da thug was givin tha skanky lil fox as he gained up on his muthafuckin ass.
 
Yo, suddenly when Tails tripped (another cut scene) tha noize stopped n' Sonic vanished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Tails laid there n' started bustin up like a biatch fo' 15 seconds. Da scene was rather upsettin ta peep n' I kind of teared up mah dirty ass. But then Sonic rocked up right up in front of Tails n' Tails looked up in horror.
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Just up in a split second Sonic lunged at Tails right before tha screen went black, there was a funky-ass bangin screechin noise dat only lasted 5 seconds. Da text returned only dis time it holla'd "Yo ass is too slow, wanna try again?" n' then dat god-wack laugh came wit dat shit.
 
I was so shocked by what tha fuck had happened...did SonicSoniczizzle cappin' Tails, biatch? Fuck dat shit, his schmoooove ass couldn't have.. yo. Dude n' Tails is supposed ta be dopest playas, right, biatch? Why did Sonic do dat ta him?
 
I shook tha shock off as I was brought back ta tha character select, tha save file dat had Tails was different; Tails was no longer up in tha box itself but up in tha TV screen itself, which was flickerin wit dat red static, Tails' expression scared me, his wild lil' fuckin eyes was black n' bleeding, his orange fur had gone black n' dat schmoooove muthafucka had a expression of anguish on his wild lil' face, Tryin ta ignore it I picked Knucklez next.
 
Da laugh came again n' again n' again n' tha screen cut ta black again n' again n' again n' stayed there fo' another 10 seconds, dis time tha level holla'd "YOUYO CAN'TASS CANT RUN".
 
I was straight-up freaked up by now, I couldn't straight-up tell if dis was a glitch, or a hack, or some kind of sick twisted joke... or anythang straight-up. But despite mah fear of what tha fuck happened next, I kept playing.
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Then afta all dem secondz of hustlin I notice nuff muthafuckin bloodstains on tha metallic ground, I felt a growin sense of fear again n' again n' again thankin suttin' wack is goin ta happen ta Knucklez yo. Dude looked nauseated struttin down dis blood-stained road yo, but I still kept his ass going.
 
Yo, suddenly as Knucklez ran, SonicSoniczizzle rocked up right up in front of his ass wit dem black n' red eyes n' then red static rocked up again, when tha static vanished showin not a god damn thang but black screen wit text sayin "FOuNd YOuYO aSS!", I was now scared, SonicSoniczizzle found Knucklez already?! What was goin on?!
 
Anyway red static came again n' again n' again n' then I was back ta tha level, Knucklez looked like da thug was panicking, n' Sonic was nowhere ta be found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And dis time dat high-pitched squealin from tha Silent Hill 1z final boss was playing.
 
Was dis some kind of boss battle wit SonicSoniczizzle, biatch? I hoped ta Dogg it wasn't, straight-up.
 
Yo, suddenly SonicSoniczizzle rocked up right behind Knucklez up in what tha fuck rocked up ta be pixelated black smoke, I made Knucklez turn n' then punch SonicSoniczizzle yo, but Sonic vanished up in black pixelated smoke before I could even land a hit, dat shitty laugh went off again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Then SonicSoniczizzle rocked up behind Knucklez again n' again n' again n' then I made his ass punch again, n' SonicSoniczizzle vanished again n' again n' again laughing. Knucklez was panickin even more, n' even I felt like I was goin crazy, SonicSoniczizzle was practically playin wit us, da thug was playin a sick twisted lil mind game wit me n' Knuckles...
 
Another cut scene played as Knuckled fell tha fuck ta his knees n' clutched his head sobbing, I felt his thugged-out agony, SonicSoniczizzle was straight-up rollin our asses BOTH crazy.
 
And then up in a split second SonicSoniczizzle lunged at Knucklez n' tha screen went black wit another distorted screechin noise dat lasted fo' at least 3 seconds.
 
Another text message rocked up, "So nuff souls ta playfuck withwit, so lil time... would you agree?"
 
What tha hell... Just what tha fuck is goin on, biatch? I started ta be thinkin Sonic was straight-up tryin ta rap ta me all up in tha game... But I was too scared ta be thinkin dis shit.
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Yo, so I shut off tha game n' took a funky-ass break. I took a nap, wish I hadn't, 'cause I then fuckin started ta have da most thugged-out disturbin nightmare, I was up in pitch black darkness, though I was under tha light given off by a lamp dat hung high above mah head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I could hear tha criez of Knucklez n' Tails nearby. They was sayin shiznit like, "Help us..." n' "Why did you give our asses ta him?" n' "Run away, before he gets you like a muthafucka..."
 
Their cries took a dirt nap up as I then heard SonicSoniczizzle laugh, his fuckin laugh... it sounded a shitload like tha distorted Kefka laugh.
 
"Yo ass be a shitload funk ta fuck wit kid, just like yo' playa Kyle, though da ruffneck didn't last long..."
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When Robotnik landed onto tha 3rd hallway, I noticed he now looked straight-up creeped out, though tha pimpin' muthafucka tried ta hide it, I couldn't blame him, I was scared like a muthafucka.
 
Yo, suddenly, SonicSoniczizzle popped right up in front of Robotnik tha same way da ruffneck did Knucklez n' then red static. Da red static lasted fo' bout 15 second n' then it flossed mah crazy ass a most unpleasant image...
 
Da image flossed a hyper-realistic of SonicSoniczizzle standin up in tha darknizz where you can only peep his wild lil' grill while his head n' torso faded tha fuck into black, n' when I say hyper-realistic, I mean like he looked so real you could straight-up peep tha lines up in his blue fur, as if you could straight-up feel tha fur if you touched tha screen.
 
His face...oh god, dat schmoooove muthafucka had da most thugged-out horrifyin smile I had eva seen.
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And thatz sayin suttin' thankin bout I saw dat image all up in tha start of tha game.
 
His eyes is wide n' black n' once again n' again n' again bustin up like a biatch blood (Which also looked hyper-realisticfo' realz) n' there was two lil' small-ass glowin red dots up in dem black eyes starin RIGHT ATUP IN MAH DIRTY MEASS, as if starin tha fuck into mah mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! His grin was wide n' demonic, it literally stretched ta tha sidez of his wild lil' grill like a Cheshizzle Cat except Sonic had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs, much like tha Werehogz teeth except mo' vicious-looking, somewhat yellowish n' from tha look of it, dat schmoooove muthafucka had stainz of blood n' lil' small-ass bitz of flesh on his fuckin lips n' fangs as if he ate some animal.
 
I stared at dat gruesome image fo' a phat 30 seconds, never takin mah eyes off it, I felt as if da thug was straight-up lookin at me, smilin all up in mah face...that face, it just took 10 secondz fo' it ta etch itself tha fuck into mah dome fo' good.
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It went back ta tha image again n' again n' again except dis time there was tha text again n' again n' again though dat shiznit was messed up yo, but dat shiznit was pretty much one of da most thugged-out horrifyin thangs I looked at since I had dis game...
 
"I AM GODDAH PIMP BIATCH."
 
Dat shiznit was when I read dat message while lookin at Sonic when it hit me, I realized right there n' then.
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This Sonic was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... n' all of his suckas, includin Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik n' possibly Kyle, is just his fuckin lil toys, n' tha game is tha straight-up gateway tha fuck into his chaotic, nightmarish ghetto n' tha straight-up Hell his suckas is trapped in.
 
Yo, suddenly up in a actual split second I screamed as SonicSoniczizzle lunged all up in tha screen screechin loudly wit his crazy-ass grill wide open ta a unnatural length revealin not a god damn thang but a literally spiralin abyss of pure darknizz before tha red static came again, dis time much louder n' distorted, so bangin dat it hurt mah ears, I yelled n' grabbed mah ears as tha red static screeched fo' a phat 7 seconds.
 
Then it stopped n' flossed not a god damn thang but black screen.
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"Ready fo' Round 2, Tom?"
 
Da Kefka laugh, now soundin mo' clear as if SonicSoniczizzle was right behind me, played again n' again n' again 3 times as I looked at dat text up in shock n' mad drama.
 
Then I gots booted back ta tha main menu n' dis time tha third save file had a TV image of Robotnik up in tha same, tormented state as Tails n' Knuckles; Robotnikz skin turned a thugged-out dull grey, his crazy-ass mustache drooped n' had blackened, his wild lil' freakadelic glasses broke n' blood is comin from dem n' dat schmoooove muthafucka had a mere dead like expression on his wild lil' face.
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I sat there fo' maybe 25 seconds, horrified by what tha fuck had just happened...
 
Yo, sonicSoniczizzle is tha straight-up embodiment of evil, tha pimpin' muthafucka tortures playas whoz ass play his wild lil' freakadelic game up in mo' ways than one n' then when he gets bugged out da ruffneck drags you tha fuck into tha game, literally drags you ta Hell, where his schmoooove ass can fuck wit you always, as his cold-ass toy....
 
I can't git tha game outta mah computer n' shit. I be thinkin itz stuck up in there yo, but at least I managed ta turn it back on now, nahmeean?
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Yo, chillin on mah bed... starin right all up in mah face...
 
... WasWaz a SonicSoniczizzle plushie, smilin wit bloodstains under its eyes.
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