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Created page with "right I'm a computer man. A techy, a code monkey, if you will. I'm an information and technology specialist; I know my way around these machines. And of course, whenever someone finds out, they immediately feel the impulse to tell me all of their computer problems, as if I could fix them. This happened recently with an old acquaintance of the family. Always a strange person, he hadn't known about my profession until just now. He told me of his f..."