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I awoke bound to a chair and a burlap sack over my head. The bag was whipped off my head and I started to look around. I was in some kind of warehouse with very bad lighting. There were two people that I could see in front of me. One was an older looking woman, the other was a man in a suit sitting in a chair right behind her. It took a while for my eyes to adjust but the man turned out to be Presidential Candidate/Governor Bill Clinton. He seemed to be arguing with the woman, who turned out to be his wife, Hillary Clinton.
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"SHUT UP! WITH THIS, WE WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A RISK!" Hillary snapped back around to me with a big grin on her face. "So, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Hand them over!"
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"Whack 'em, Bill." She stated. Bill walked toward me with a face that said 'I really don't want to do this but my wife has me by the balls'. He took a fast swing at my head I went out for good. I started to regain consciousness the next day as I heard the end of a phone call.
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"Good work, I'll take this from here." Hillary said as she pulled out each individual Emerald to make sure they aren't fakes.
"T-tails..." I stuttered. "... why'd you do it..."
Tails was shocked and I could hear the fear in his voice. "You know I had to do it em, they had a car battery clamped onto my nuts! You can't do that to a boy!" Tails fell on the ground in the fetal position and started to sob uncontrollably. Hillary had all of the emeralds as they started to glow all crazy-like. Bill went in to talk her out of this. "Hillary, please for the love of Jingus please don't!" If the people find out, I'll be ruined! Plea-" Hillary punched him in the face, knocking him on the ground. The Chaos Emeralds started to spin in a circle around Hillary as her eyes started to glow.
"... Chaos... CONTROL!" Hillary shouted as the room flashed white. I awoke in my bed. It was morning, Election Day. There was still time! I rushed to the polls, where everyone was voting. "Did you see how Clinton stopped Eggman and his army of evil robots? He definitely deserves my vote!" I kept hearing all these things about them and I just shrugged them off. I got to the booth and saw the ballot. I immediately went to OTHER - WRITE IN. I wrote in only one word.
Freedom.
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