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''({{AN|Before you read this story just know that I didn't make up the character of spherebob I only made this story, Spherebob was actually made by @AlexSpherebob on Twitter so go follow him cuz he's chill)''
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'''NOTE:'''
 
This is a very traumatic tale from my childhood, and it is very real (to any non-believers who doubt spherebob actually beat my ass), so any criticism of it will NOT be tolerated, anyone who does critice any aspect of my awesome storytelling skils will be called mean and nasty names in the comments, and I'll even make a post on reddit slandering you! So be nice ok thanks.}}
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'''SPHEREBOB BEAT MY ASS:'''
 
It was a rainy and dark and scary night outside and I was spending my time scrolling through Twitter reacting to hecckin' wholesome kino memes when all of a sudden a strange and mysterious Twitter user I've never seen before came up in my feed, his name was spherebob, and he had this profile picture that looked like SpongeBob except if he was tall and round and very scary, his eyes were all black except for two red dots that make up his pupils, in that Twitter post he said "Ohio whomp behind you, I am Alex" (this was so scary I had to look behind me to make sure Ohio whomp wasn't there that's how scary this was)
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The first thing I did next day was eat breakfast, the next thing I did was watch teenage mutant ninja turtles, the third thing I did was eat more cereal, then I got remembered spherebob was haunted me!
 
So I logged into Twitter and I started to rapport spherebob, I did it for violence and misinfo! I also made a post saying how mean he was, I thought for sure this would kil him forever and make me not deal with him anymore, but that was a mistake for me to think because later he dmed me and said, "don't raport me ever again or something scary will happen I am alex" and then I said "actually you're bad also noot you nooter!" and then he replied with "you shouldn't have done that I am Alex" I think I made him very angry, and you won't believe what scrya thing happened to me nexts!
 
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So whatever you do brochacos, if you see spherebob on your Twitter, don't do what I did or you might not escape with your life.
 
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'''==CUNCLUSION:'''==
 
Thanks for reading my awesome story, remember that this is based of a real life experience so if you be mean in the comments and say my story sucks then you're basically like kicking a puppy or something so make sure to say only nice things in the comments or spherebob will get you!
 
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