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"No. That won’t happen to meesa. Meesa okeeday for now!"
dismissed Jar Jar.
What the friends didn’t know is that three Sith Lords were
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"Meesa called Darth Pyschopath!”
"And meesa called Darth Superior!"
"We are the Sith Lords of maturity! We shall take
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"Oooooohhhh yeahhhh!!!!!!!! Meesa likin’ dis!"
moaned the Gungan as his asshole was being torn apart by the lightsaber.
Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan Kenobi were shocked! These Sith
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naked. Everyone else gasped in SHOCK! He then grabbed a gooberfish and shoved
it onto his penis, moaning in pleasure as its mouth sucked on his dick. “Dat
was fun!” Jar Jar said after he finished.
But then, Captain Tarpals appeared!
"Jar Jar, yousa cannot show yous private parts in
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“You made Jar Jar a murderer! You should be ashamed of
yourselves!” Anakin yelled to the three Sith Lords.
"But dat’s just dha beginning of our plans…” moaned
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Then Jar Jar approached him and took off all his clothes!
"What do you think you're doing!?" asked Padme.
"Meesa gonna fuck ebbybody! Starting with da Bosses!” Jar Jar giggled happily.
"Now, Jar Jar will loose his virginity and have sex
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"STOP CORRUPTING MY FRIEND! JAR JAR MEANS A LOT TO ME,
MY TEACHER, AND PADME!" Anakin yelled.
"Shut up, you whiny brat!" said Darth Superior,
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"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Obi-Wan
Kenobi.
Inside the black hole, there was a place that looked like an
abandoned version of Corusant. From the Jedi Temple came an evil
laugh, and a green, pointy eared creature wearing a black robe walked out of
there. It was.............YODA! He had become a Sith Lord, too!
"Join me in hell, you petty Jedi should!” said Yoda.
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Gungans became sex-crazed creatures due to Jar Jar mind controlling all the
Gungans in the galaxy, and they all had orgies happily ever after.
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