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I got in my car, and drove to a local Dodgy 2nd hand (possibly 3rd hand) Game store. I walked inside, The man standing behind the counter gave me an odd smile. His name was smiley joe. I waved to him and went to the gamecube section they still had, right next to the PS4 games. I found super mario 64, but on the title was "Supr Mario 64.5." I thought AWSUM A FACKIN NEW EDITION FOR SUPER MARIO 64 THAT IS TOTES LEGIT! i gave it to the guy behind da counter and he still smiled at me as he waved to me out the door. I turned around and said "Hey, you know call of duty ghosts? Its shit" And then i walked out. Smiling joes face became a long frown and he got really mad. I didnt see this becuz i was already driving to my house.
WHEN I GOT TO MY HOUSE I GOT MY FUCKING GAMECUBE AND THREW IT ON THE FLOOR NEAR MY GODDAMN TV AND PLUGGED THE LITTLE SHIT IN! after i did that i put the game into the disc reader thingamabobber. and it downaloded. the title of the game came on screen, which is od because the download was at 0.1%. I looked at the title, it had mario with no eyes, or a mouth... or hair. I nearly shat my drawers. The title said "Super Mario 64.5.exe.bat.wav.mp3456" After i saw that i shat myself so hard i died.
So after the download was done i pressed start. All of the sudden, 20 kefka laughs came out of the speakers. I didnt care tho because Kefka ws my favoritest character. It then gave me a character select screen the characters were MAREEO, LEWEEGEE, PWINCESS PEECH, and BOW SIRR. I naturally chose mario. a message came on screen saying "DOWNLOAD OUR DLC TODAY FOR ONLY 6.99 FOR MARIO!" so i clicked cancel and went to luigi "CHARACTER LOCKED" the message box said. I picked peach. the message said "Died of an STD" I looked at that message for a second and said to myself... I knew it...
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