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== Introduction ==
Hello, my name is Josh. I am a gamer and love to collect old games. I own many games including Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Super Mario World, And many more. But there is one game im never thinking about buying. The name, Super Mario 64
▲Hello, my name is Josh. I am a gamer and love to collect old games. I own many games including Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Super Mario World, And many more. But there is one game im never thinking about buying. The name, Super Mario 64
== It Begins... ==
My story begins about 2 years ago,
== Mario's rampage ==
The first cutscene played out normally, with lakitu going around the castle and pech telling us she had so cake. But then when mario came out of the pipe he had a bloody cutlass in his hand. "What the?" i said in confusion. Then mario ran without me touching the controller and began stabbing lakitu. I was dumbfounded. Mario threw lakitu
At this point i wanted to turn the
== Mario's Hellish Lab ==
I tried to scream but i couldent. "How the hell did he know my name?" Then mario dragged me into the tv screen and stabbed me with a syringe which put me to sleep. When i woke i was in some kind of lab . I was tied down to some kind of table, and when i looked around i can see a bunch of wepons, organs, and... Other people? These people were in test tubes and were very bloody. Mario came up to me... "You see josh" mario said "everyone here has suffered the same fate your going to have, they have all died. I tried to scream again but i couldent "Now" mario said "Itsa time for you to go back to sleep." Mario stabbed me with the syringe again.
I kept questioning to myelf "will i survive," "what is going on," and "how can i stop this." I woke up once again this time i was in a test tube. I cuold see mario chopping up a goomba and eating it. When i got back to my sences i kicked through the glass and tacked mario. But mario was stronger than me and threw me on the ground. Then mario grabbed a knife nd started stabbing me in the arm, i closed my eyes hoping it will be all over. Then mario tried to rape me. I wanted to call for help yet mario broke my phone then i got up and grabbed the knife out of mario hand and attempted to stab him. Mario threw me out the portal and back to the real world.
When i got back into the real would i took the cartrage out and started stomping it to peices. Making sure mario would never hurt anyone anymore...
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