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Line 1: == Introduction == Hello, my name is Josh. I am a gamer and love to collect old games. I own many games including Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Super Mario World, And many more. But there is one game im never thinking about buying. The name, Super Mario 64...▼ ~~[[File:SM68.png\|thumb\|220x220px]]~~ ▲Hello, my name is Josh. I am a gamer and love to collect old games. I own many games including Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Super Mario World, And many more. But there is one game im never thinking about buying. The name, Super Mario 64 == It Begins... == My story begins about 2 years ago, iI had been thinking about games from my childhood and instantly thought of Super Mario 64 for the N64. I went online and found it for a very cheap price of 2 bucks. Without hesitation I added it to my cart and waited for it to come. About two days later it came and i was so excited! I put it into my N64 and turned it on. This is when things start to get weird. Instead of Mario saying "Itsa me, Mario!" he sid "Itsa me, Satan!" "That was strange." I thought to myself. But i went on, thinking it was just a glitch. Then the title screen said Super Mario 68 insted of Super Mario 64 and it was in this blood red color. At this point i was getting skeptical. "Is my game hacked" i exclaimed, But soon enough i realized it wasn't... == Mario's rampage == The first cutscene played out normally, with lakitu going around the castle and pech telling us she had so cake. But then when mario came out of the pipe he had a bloody cutlass in his hand. "What the?" i said in confusion. Then mario ran without me touching the controller and began stabbing lakitu. I was dumbfounded. Mario threw lakitu off the bridge and went inside peaches castle. Mario ignored bowser and ran at a toad, strangled him and dismembered the poor toad. "H-H-H-HOLY SHIT" I reacted. At this point i wanted to turn the N64 off but i wanted to see what mario would do next, That was a mistake. I finally gained control of mario and went to bomb omb battlefield. But once again mario take full control of himself. He took a cleaver out and threw it at one of the bomb omb buddies. it hit him and he exploaded, causing the other bomb omb buddy to notice and he shot mario with a cannonball. Mario caught the cannonball and began bashing the poor bomb omb in the head, Killing him almost instantly. I was shocked. Mario got in the cannon and shot himself to the top of the mountian to fight king bomb omb. Mario went to king bomb omg and ignore his text. He ran up and stabbed him with a knife about 10 times and bashed him with the same cannon ball he used to killd the bomb omb buddy. But then mario created a portal and draged the king into it. Then he said "Your next, Josh" Line 17 ⟶ 16: When i got back into the real would i took the cartrage out and started stomping it to peices. Making sure mario would never hurt anyone anymore... [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Mario]] ~~[[Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious]]~~ [[Category:English Class Failure]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] {{Comments}}