Survival 101

Someone has a gun to your head. You have to beat an entire video game from start to finish without losing a single life or they pull the trigger. What game do you choose to ensure that you live?

Easy: I choose Minecraft.

Now I know what you're thinking: "You have to be mad to attempt that! There are mobs everywhere and you will probably die facing the Ender Dragon!"

But never fear. I have a strategy.

First, I will open a survival normal world, and then get the basic tools and food as quickly as possible.

Then I will dig underground, build a large area for my base, create an underground wheat farm and tree farm, and all the other stuff that I will need before nightfall so I will never have to go up to the surface ever again.

Now, in your question, you never said that you had to complete the game in a certain amount of time, did you?

Now that I have my base, I go around, improving certain parts of the base, smartening up the base, tidying my items, and all in all having a fun time. I could go for days.

Meanwhile, the poor guy with the gun is still holding the gun to my head. His arm is aching madly but I am still going strong, happily working in my underground home with no sign of getting killed or stopping. Hoping I don't notice, he puts his gun down for a few seconds to rest his arm.

And that's when I take action.

I grab his sore arm and give him a Chinese burn (I am actually quite good at those), reducing his right arm into a weak wobbly mess. I grab the gun from his hand and point it at him and he goes "alright alright, you can go" but not before I take my phone out and call the police and the man who threatened to kill me is no more.

Survival 101

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