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THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE PIECES OF LOST JOURNALS THAT HAVE BEEN ARRANGED CHRONOLOGICALLY. WHAT HAPPENED IN THESE STORIES REALLY HAPPENED. IF YOU WANT AN ANSWER, SORRY. THERE JUST ISNT ONE!
==CHAPTER 1: DEADCRAFT - HEROBRINS HAUNTED WHORE HOUSE==
Hey guys, my name is THOMAS. I am a HUGE fan of minecraft. I like to build the blocks IT REMEINDS ME OF LEGOS!!!!!
SO When i was on youtube i was trying to look up cool maps for my minecraft client (I BUILT MY OWN PC I WAS EAGER.) ANd i found a channel called "YOGSCAST" THey were a fat guy and a thin guy HAHA it funny so i subbcribed.
They plaid a map called "HEROBRIN'ES MANSION" And i though was cool so i download. OM
G IT WAS SCARY. I searched for it one THE PIRATE BAY and I found it and downloaded it, I REALLY SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT IT HAHAHAHAHA.
When I got to the client map list i opened it and it said "NOW LOADING - HEROBRINES' HAUNTED WHORE HOUSE"
This was strange.
So when i opened it it was a blank map and when i fell to the void the damage so
[[File:EVUL_YOGSCAST.png|thumb|400px|THEM IN THE VIDEO]]
und was LOUD LIKE SERIOUSLY LOUD I WENT DEAF HOLY SHIt!
This was strange.
I went back ot the yogscat channel to see the walkthroguh to see if i did anytnhig wrong. But the yogscast was replaced with another channel called "DEADSCAST"
This was strange.
The only video was a video of the two main people: louis and simon talking about how they wanted to eat children and KILL HUMANITY!!!
This was strange. So i just unsubscribed thinking it would all be over. BUT I THOUGHT WROOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
==CHAPTER 2 - WELCOME BACK TO DEAD GRUMP STEAM TRAIN==
Hi guys, my name is Timmy, and I love to watch lets plays on this site called YoutUbe. last year i found a channel called "Game GRumps" And i thought it was realy funny amd i subbsribed. But recently, it has been quite strange.
My friend Tom had been acting up lately, I even think he went deaf, but it might have been that minecraft mod he downloaded the other day. I told him "DONT TORENT THINGS YOU DUMB IDIOT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A SKELETON MIGHT POP OUT!" But he was definitely deaf.
on another note, i recently have been browsing game grunts and it was strange how the day after tom torrented that minecraft map mod download that the game grumps channel was DIFFERENT.
[[File:DEADGRUMPS.png|thumb|400px|CHANNEL PAGE]]
The page was HYPER REALISCIC! Bleeding bloody blod every where and claimed danny and aren RAPED CHILDREN!!!!!! i couldnt believe this and i left the websit alone because it HORRIFIED ME.
I watched a video.
'''ARENRAPESTOMMY.mp4'''
I was petrified when i saw this. PETRIFIED! I didnt know if youtube could allow something like that!!! it was all bloddy and disgasting. i didntlike it.
I would say... it was strange.
i clikecd out of the video and unsubed from deadgrumps imedetly. I thought it would be all over. BUT I THOUGHT WROOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
==CHAPTER 3 - CAPTURED AND RAPED==
hI MY names is TOMMY and i live to play video game. i liv with my friend Thomas and timmy. im youngest of the group. My bud thomas said to me i could play minevraft with him on this mod map he downloaded and wen he download allof a sudden i was in a small room with two guys with strangeely long hair and one was wearing a leotard for some reason.
this was strange.
When i woke up my anus was extremely enlarged and blody and i felt as if i had been raped. i found a camera. It WAS ME BEEING RAPED ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
So I just unsubsribed thinking everything would be okay. BUT I THOUGHT WROOOOOONGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
==CHAPTER 4 - ULTIMATE LIFE FORM==
Greetings.
My name is Dick Suckett, I am a bio-engineering expert at Area 51. I was working on a project recently and I thought i might browse this website called REDDIT to show them my work. I had been working on an ultimate life-form to be able to counter-act recent hauntings or invasions. (What we research here at Area 51.) These three reports let me know about how hauntings can go about. Someone torrents a mod like a fucking idiot, then the whole household turns upside down. A LITTLE KID GOT RAPED DAMMIT.
This was strange, so I decided myself that this life form had to be in the form of a scary object at least.
Then i found PATRIXXX. He came to me with bravado. "Mr. Suckett, I am ready for whatever you may want from me."
When i first met him, you could probably tap him on his knee and he would fucking collapse. But with little work, he became what you know him as today.
I gave him his power. His power to destroy galaxies with a single punch. That was me. Dr. Suckett.
I just wish that his power can be effective on one of his own kind.
So i just unsubscribed thinking everything would be allright... But i thought wrong.......
==CHAPTER 5 - FINAL DESTINATION==
I saw them go to battle. It was like a goddamn godzilla movie. BAM BOOSH CRASH SMASH BLAAAAAAM!!!!!!!
IT WAS INTENSE.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT!
OH MY GOD
WHOAH
MAN THAT WAS CRAZY LOOK AT HIM
WAAAAAAAAVE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
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This is PatriXXX. The deed is done. But the galaxy is still unsafe. If you find this, I will destroy anyone who downloads shitty viruses or anyone who uploads them. be weary. I am always watching. you see me there? on the sides of your screen. thats right, bitch. THEN SKELETONZ POPPED OUT
==EPILOUGE - ALL IS WELL?==
Hi! Thomas again. just makng another diary entry about the after math. Hitler returned, sadly, but he's nice this time around. I got to chill with him the other day. I also met a man named kevin. He liked Minecraft as much as me and he really likes the Mega-Man Series! All is really well in my town, even with that giant crater in central park. but.... I have this feeling.... that someone's watching me.... where ever i go......
'''''The End....?'''''
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