THE LEGEND NEVER DIES: Difference between revisions

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It was an average day playing Dark Souls. Farming souls from COD new morons, dieing to motherfucking bullshit, and losing said souls. I was walking to the bonfire when xXTHELEGEND69XxXxx Invaded my world. I fliped my shit becasue the boss was dead. Then, out of nowhere I got backstabed and died instantly. Every time I respawned he invaded me, kicked my bitch ass and taunted mangled fucking rekt corpse. I got mad and sent him a message: "Wow you hacking bitch"

 

 

Suddenly the wall behind me exploded, kicked down by a monster, clad in thick, heavy armor that I recongnized from the game as Giant's armor. In place of his face he wore a copper mask of a bearded man, its terrifying visage frozen in terror. In one hand held a massive sword, around 9 feet long, with flames covering its surface. In his other, he held a small green shield. The MLG logo was on his chest. When he spoke, I knew this was no mere mortal, his thoughts streaming directly into my brain

 

 

"What the hell are you?" my voice cracked while I pissed my pants.

I heard a few final words before I died, "Git gud u filthy casul."

 

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