THE MAGIKALL ADVECHURES OF DA HOBBIT: Difference between revisions

The Hobbit happily strolls along(while still crying)in the stream, until he falls of a waterfall. The Hobbit screams "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!" He knocked out by a falling banana. The Hobbit lands in Sweet Apple Acres while AppleJack was apple bucking. AppleBloom sees his ugly face and screams "Holy applesauce Applejack, there's a some kinda monster out here!" The Hobbit speeds alongside a tree. Apple kicks him with all of her strength. The Hobbit goes through the tree, up to the sky, into space, and into the sun. The Hobbit, while on fire feel down on a cloud. He thought to himself, "ahhhh, what a nice peaceful cloud..." Rainbow Dash flies so fast, carries the Hobbit up and does a Sonic Rainboom! The Hobbit flies so farrrrr! Into Rarity's Fashion place and Rarity shrieks "Oh my, what a hideous monstrosity, he needs a head to toe makeover!" She dies his grey hair pink, puts a skirt on him, a bra, lipstick, and tattoos the words "I'm a faggotmoron" on him. Rarity looks so happy to see him all clean and "beautiful". He walks to the SugarCube Cupcakes, Pinkie Pie's new restaurant. Pinkie Pie is so happy to see an elderly cross dressing hobbit as a new customer. She hops on him and he dies. He is in the afterlife and pulls a new magic wand out of his pants. He responds in the forest, only to see a sign saying "Best Pony's House Dead Ahead." He heads dead ahead and walks in. Fluttershy screams "oh my goodness, a dragon!!" She tackles him, beats him half to death, takes him to the backyard,(which is basically the forest). He teleports them both to a big cliff. Fluttershy then pushes him off the Grand Canyon. He uses his magical powers to make him not die from the fall. However, he is still in unimaginable pain. He teleports to a tree. He walks in and sees owlicous. Owlicous pecks at his head. He claims it doesn't hurt. Owlicious pecks him between the legs. Owwwwwweeeee! The hobbit screams! Twilight Sparkle walks over and screams "WHAT ARE YOU YOU ARENT IN MY BOOKS!" He tries to run but she uses her alicorn magic to slam him into the wall a million times in five seconds. He teleports away.