THE MAGIKALL ADVECHURES OF DA HOBBIT: Difference between revisions

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Once upon a time, there was a Hobbit who was fat, ugly, old, weird, weak, lazy, nasty, and lived in magical garden. He had a beard that grew 1 centimeter every hour. He met a psychotic clown named Kefka, and Kefka cut off his beard, and the Hobbit passed out in fright. He woke up and forgot all about it and went to the random mirror in the magical garden to comb his beloved beard. When he saw it he cried like a two year old girl for OVER 9,000 hours straight. Kefka appeared out of nowhere and cut off the Hobbit's head. The headless Hobbit, even though he had already been beheaded, said "I'm the Hobbit, and I have magical powers, cha cha cha!!!" He grew his head back. Kefka punched the Hobbit, and the Hobbit died. The Hobbit used his "Fabulous Powers" to revive himself.

Kefka gets annoyed and kicks the Hobbit off a random bridge that the Hobbit had been building for 1 year. He didn't work very hard on it, it was deformed, it looked like a big blob with a banana on it. Kefka realized that the magic wand was the source of the Hobbit's magic. Kefka breaks the magic wand, and the Hobbit cries for for the rest of the story. Kefka was bored so he ate a grenade p, and we'll, sadly, that was the end of Kefka.

The Hobbit sees tickets in a 2 year old boy's hands. He says twilight sparkle gave them to him, but they're not Grand Galloping Gala tickets. He takes the boy's tickets and runs home. He sees that they are Disturbed tickets. He said they suck, suddenly I pop out and beat him half to death because Disturbed is the best band ever. He soon discovers that the 2 year old is Samuel Draiman, the leads singer David Draiman's son. David appears and beats the Hobbit up so bad that even his magic wand couldn't fix him. Dan Donegan slams his guitar at the Hobbit and the tuning pegs rips a hole in his cheek. Suddenly david marion of fear before appears and says "copycat" and punches the hobbit knocking him out. Mike Wengren beats the Hobbit with him drumsticks and John Moyer rips another hole in his cheek with the bass.

The Hobbit teleports to Dead hill zone, and meets the SONIC.EXE and Giygas. They torture him to death and break his last magic wand which will lead to his REAL death. They kick his body off the angel island. His body falls into a deep hold where he is buried by the Slenderman.