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The internet is like an uncircumcised dong.
Now before you leave and say "OMG WTF GROSS", hear me out. You see, an uncircumcised dong has two parts. The foreskin and the parts under it. The foreskin is like the internet we see everyday. Foreskin is gross to people who don't have it/use it very often. So is the internet. The internet can be gross if you look at all of it, but looks normal if you look at a certain region. The foreskin and the internet also give people pleasure. Having foreskin can be great, but you might get picked on for using it. LIKE THE INTERNET. As said earlier, the internet gives pleasure and so does the foreskin. This can also be used in refrence that the internet is full of porn.
Now here comes the gross part. The deep web or the underbelly of the internet is the smegma. It's the mixture of everything unholy in one place. Guns, sex, drugs, slaves, all dat shit. And what is smegma? A mixture of seamen, piss, and other gross things that builds up under the foreskin. People might now even know smegma/the deep web exists until someone tells them about it or they find it by themselves in disgust.
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