TIM ALLEN'S SECRET BOOK (TOP SECRET PASTA): Difference between revisions

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a skeleton popped out AND IT SHOVED HEAPS OF HONEY DOWN MY UPPER GAL BLADDER WHEN THE SKELETON WAS SECRETLY HITLER'S GAY UNCLE. IT THEN TOUCHED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH AN AXE AND HYPER REALISTIC MILK CAME OUT OF MY TOAST. I THEN TOOK A NEARBY PATRIXXX POSTER AND HIT THE SKELETON WITH IT BUT TO NO AVIAL. I GOT TIRED AND SAT DOWN ON JIM KARRY's Lap. 
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and my caps lock was magically fixed thanks to Jim. 
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