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==Tim Allen==
Tim Allen. You might know him as a great actor, top notch comedian, or a 5 star kidney surgeon, but you didn't know his real life....
==Chapter 1==
I was scrolling through videos on Youtube and I saw a video by the name of (null). I clicked on it and it said "Sorry this video has been deleted by Tim Allen." AND THEN THE VIDEO BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
==Chapter 2 ==
AFTER THAT I WENT TO THE STORE TO BY A NEW CAPS LOCK BUTTON BUT THEN I SAW THE BOOK "TIM ALLEN'S SECRET BOOK." I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE A NEARBY WARLOCK WITH 3 NIPPLES TOLD ME TO. AND WHEN I OPENED THE BOOK....
a skeleton popped out AND IT SHOVED HEAPS OF HONEY DOWN MY UPPER GAL BLADDER WHEN THE SKELETON WAS SECRETLY HITLER'S GAY UNCLE. IT THEN TOUCHED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH AN AXE AND HYPER REALISTIC MILK CAME OUT OF MY TOAST. I THEN TOOK A NEARBY PATRIXXX POSTER AND HIT THE SKELETON WITH IT BUT TO NO AVIAL. I GOT TIRED AND SAT DOWN ON JIM KARRY's Lap.
and my caps lock was magically fixed thanks to Jim.
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