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When I got to work, I TOP KEK ran into my boss, who TOP KEK fired me for spilling coffee and al the computers. I left and bought a TOP KEK gun. I went back into my TOP KEK job and shot my TOP KEK boss with a bullet. I TOP KEK missed. He TOP KEK tackled me to the ground and started beating me up. The cops showed up and I went to jail. In TOP KEK jail. I learned the meaning of pain. I TOP KEK washed toilets and TOP KEK slept on the bottom bunk. I decided one day I wasn't gonna take it.
I TOP KEK fashioned a knife out of a spoon, and TOP KEK stabbed the hel out of those TOP KEK gaurds. I got outside and TOP KEK dug a hole out. I TOP KEK stole a car and drove back to my TOP KEK city. I broke into my TOP KEK former boss's house. I went into his bedroom and I TOP KEK stabbed him. He screamed out like a TOP KEK. His wife, who was not in bed, unexpectedly hit be with the TOP KEK butt of the gun in the back of my TOP KEK head. I fell down and looked up at her. She TOP KEK pointed the gun at me, cocked it, and then I TOP KEK raped her, then I went back to TOP KEK jail and then I TOP KEK assassinated the president and then a TOP KEK skeleton popped out
This is based on a TOP KEK true story
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