Tally Hall's Internet Show Episode 11 - Hoe Jawley: Difference between revisions

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So, I'm assuming everybody reading knows what Tally Hall is, right? That band from 2002 that made the 2 really good albums? Well, they had an internet show, which, if you're a Tally Hall fan, you should know about. There are 10 episodes, however, recently discovered, was a scrapped eleventh episode. The episode never had a name, but the .mp4 file said it was called "this11hoejawley", so most people refer to the episode as Hoe Jawley. I had found the episode on Internet Archive, and after the situation with Joe, I needed something to cheer me up, so I decided that this lost episode would be the right way to do it.

 

Joe continues walking, when Andrew phases into the scene. Literally, he just fucking appears there. Joe, noticing this, says "Andrew, how did you do that?", to which Andrew replied, but not in his usual voice, instead, he responded in Fat Albert's voice, saying "HAMBURGERS AND EGGGGGGG AND CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE". After Andrew said that, he just fucking sinks into the ground like a 3D model.

 

 

It cuts to Rob, throwing a bunch of lawn darts at the Target logo, trying to hit the center. This is more usual for T.H.I.S, just plain old nonsense. Then, Andrew appears again, just out of thin air, with giant sunglasses and an electric guitar. He starts beating the shit out of some guy with the guitar while it plays a sick fucking riff. Rob looks over to Andrew and asks "Dude, why are you beating that guy up?", to which Andrew responds by saying "الغاز الذي تمرره قاتل تغطية هذا الحمار يا صديقي الغاز الذي تمرره يقتل الناس بوبرز الخاص بك يترك الناس قتلى.", which, when translated, says "YOU'RE NEXT", which made my asshole explode and my jaw drop down to my cock out of shock. Andrew would never say that!

The first one was called 15SECONDSOFBORAEP11.mkv. It features an unused 15 Seconds of Bora cut-away for Episode 11. We see Bora walking outside, and then we see fucking Bung Vulchungo (the Banana Man, from the music video) pop out of a bush and slip a banana in Bora's pocket.

 

 

The third and final one was called PILLOWFIGHT.avi, which is just a video of the Tally Hall members, including Bora, having a pillow fight for 5 minutes. Then the fucking Scary Maze Game screamer appeared on my screen, and I pissed myself.

 

I can see why they didn't release this until now.

 

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