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[[File:Vagineer.jpg|thumb|316px]] I am a hardcore gamer, I was the only one that other gamers looked up to. But as I played Team Fortress 2 on my laptop, someone said that there was an urban legend around Team Fortress 2, a much scarier legend than Painis Cupcake. There was a mod that can turn on you; becoming unstoppable. The character is called, "Vagineer", an Engineer character with an elongated mouth and a grappling hook-like arm. You basically can't kill the Vagineer, he will regenerate and deflect bullets or blows. It's like Superman, only with a giant vagina for a mouth. The Vagineer's quotes are resembled with the original Engineer's quotes, only in reverse so you can't understand what he is saying.
 
I listened to this and thought that it couldn't be possible, so I went out to investigate; playing as the RED Scout. I spawned in the Sawmill level and typed in '"SPAWN:Vagineer'". I shouldn't have done that...
 
I went inside the mill and saw him... a BLU Vagineer... standing there in the middle of the room; looking directly at me. I slowly made myself around him when he ran towards me! I ran from him and tried firing my shotgun at him, but he was too fast for me! He grabbed me with his grappling hook-like arm and pulled me towards him! And my RED Scout was no more...
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