Teletubbies lost episode. Boats: Difference between revisions

Do you remember me talking about the early version of the Lion and Bear magical event? Well, I’m the same guy who found it. Well I unfortunately found another one of Anne Wood’s get out of contract episodes. I thought Boohbah 105 and The Lion and Bear early version was enough, but no. So on Monday I was at my local ASDA buying groceries. I needed to get meat, so I went down the Vinyl record and DVD aisle when I saw a man with a box filled with DVD’s. He said in a low pitched British accent. “Hey, you want a Teletubbies DVD for your kids? I said no due to the early version of the Lion and Bear. “Well, that isn’t on there, but there are 7 episodes so you can have fun with the kids”. I said thank you in a nervous voice. I went to the self service checkout where I scanned the DVD first and what happened next baffled me. After I scanned it, the screen glitched out and crashed. I immediately grabbed the basket with all the items and went to an ASDA staff member asking for help. I found one and she scanned it but her screen on the mini barcode scanner glitched out and crashed. She said, “The barcode might be glitched. So I paid £9.77 for the DVD and got an alarm proof sticker. The other items scanned perfectly fine. The price came to £237.49. I paid and left. The security alarm didn’t sound as I went home to watch the DVD.

 

 

It moved to the next scene. It showed all four Teletubbies running to the camera, then all of them shouted, “Eh Oh”. Then the narrator said, “One day in Teletubbyland, the Teletubbies are going to play Simon Says. The Teletubbies asked, “What’s that?” The narrator stated, “It’s a game where you copy my actions, but if I don’t say Simon Says, you ignore my actions, if you do it, you are out. Last one in wins”. “Let’s start. Simon says jump”. They jumped. “Simon Says run to the tree”. They ran to the tree. This continued for 7 minutes, I put it in fast forward to 4x speed. Nothing scary happened but Po won. Then Laa Laa went to Po and punched her in the stomach like Po did to Laa Laa earlier. The narrator yelled at Laa Laa, “Do not punch Po”. “Sorry” said Laa Laa. The magic windmill span for the magical event. It was the the three ships.

The event began normally until the ships turned around when it just stopped and British soldiers like the TV event, they weren’t CGI, they were live action. They came out with whips and rifles. They yelled, “Right you dirt maggots, you are Teletubbies, aren’t you?” “Yes” stated the Teletubbies. “Well, you are on your way to tubby island where you will harvest Tubby flour for Tubby Toast as well as Tubby milk for Tubby Custard. But all you get is Tubby Slop” said the soldiers. The Teletubbies all screamed and said, “Run Away”. But before any of them got anywhere, the soldiers whipped the Teletubbies and threw them on the ship on the right. The one in the middle has the contents of the harvest and the ship on the left contained the scary lion tied up. The ships started up again as if it was normal. The song started up again. They sailed for 48 minutes and I fast forwarded it again, nothing scary again. But when they made it to Tubby Island, it got creepy. It began at night where the Teletubbies got off the ship, the soldiers beat the Teletubbies with whips. Then the lion got out of the ship and said, “Remember me?” The Teletubbies screamed and tried to run, but the soldiers shot Dipsy and then whipped him. I felt like I was going to be sick. The soldiers demanded, “You will only eat Tubby Slop and only Tubby slop, you will work for 24 hours a day 7 days a week non stop, and we get to beat you whenever you mess up”. “Do you understand?” Yelled the soldiers. “Yes” whimpered the Teletubbies. “Then start now”, demanded the soldiers. “Ok”, whimpered the Teletubbies. Then the screen went black for a while, and then the lion roars. He startled me so much that the scream shattered my wine glass. They then ate Tubby slop, then planted and picked Tubby flour and Tubby milk, getting beaten and force fed. Then the episode just ended. Afterwards, there was a message that read, “To the person watching this, please help me and Andrew, we are in a contract we can’t escape from, let us out, do it. Thank you. Anne Wood." There was no Tubby Bye Bye sequence, no credits, or even closing logos. Then the disc ejected and my house’s electricity cut out as I heard a scream.

The power came back 7 minutes after it went off. Then the power went out again and didn’t come back on until 48 minutes later. This was a coincidence to the repetitive scenes which lasted 7 and 48 minutes respectively. I had nightmares for days. I finally felt better. I went back to work with the DVD and the power went out for 7 minutes, come back on and then go out for 48 minutes. Since it was haunted. I sold it on ebay for 1P with free delivery. But EBay went out. This is the most cursed DVD I have ever seen. And just like Teletubbies Lion and Bear early version, we aren’t releasing it due to company policy.

 

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{{by|LeroyZee2000|wiki=spinpasta|date=August 28, 2021}}