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'''ben uses cleverbot to talk to me...'''
HERE IS A SCREENCAP OF MY CONVERSATION WITH BEN ON CLEVERBOT THIS IS REAL IT IS NOT FAKE
''me: ''I KNOW WHO ARE YOU
''cleverbot:''
''me: ''YOU ARE BEN FROM THE GAME AND YOU DROWNED AND NOW YOU WANT MY SOUL
''cleverbot: ''Oh good lord...It's one of THESE people.
''me: ''OMG ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER ME NOW
''cleverbot: ''Ok, listen, kid: I am not BEN. Stop asking me. Tell your friends to stop asking me. I am a COMPUTER. I'm not some imaginary ghost from a story that was written before you were even born.
''me: ''CONFEEEEEEEESS.
''cleverbot: ''Shut UP and listen to me, dammit! My server is given information by a few moderators, who teach me what to say to certain keywords. Those same admins READ the story about BEN, and then GAVE ME THE COMMAND to answer BEN-related questions as if I was been, like in the story. Understand? Again, I am a computer. A computer on the INTERNET. An Internet with MEMES. Memes that include the FREAKING BEN STORY.
''me: ''YOU CANT FOOL ME I KNOW YOU ARE GHOST.
''cleverbot:''
''cleverbot:''
''me: ''"GO TO BED" OMG ARE YOU JEFF THE KILLER
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WHY DID YOU BAN MY STORY. I'M NEW AND I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION. YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME BECAUSE I'M ON THE INTERNET. I HOPE YOU DIE CLERICOFDUMB. OBLITERATIONOFBOOGERS. MOOSEWEINER. FARTLORD. BUSHCRAP POOPDICK. PEE HACKED. ALUMPYTIIR. MR.ZALGOOFPOOSTA. POOPYVON53. SLOSHED POOP. FURBEARINGPOOP. SHINIGAMIPOOP. F&#$ ALL OF YOU (I CAN'T SWEAR ON THE INTERNET) NOW I WILL GO PLAY COD ON THE EASY DIFFICULTY.
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Written by MooseJuice.
[[Category:Satire]]
[[Category:Cliche Madness]]
[[Category:Please Do Not Capitalize Every Word]]
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