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That ONE time David tried cooking: Difference between revisions
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(So, this guy named David did a thing and the things happened and stuff.) |
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That is exactly what David did, make spaghetti. However, he must have added too much mustard because the spaghetti came alive! And it was all like, “Why did you add grape juice to spaghetti?!”
David was like, “Lol idk.” Which pissed the spaghetti off so much that it had the urge to kill David.
So it did, it took a knife and cut his throat and there was blood everywhere, like seriously was David secretly a blood fountain. Then the spaghetti cut his stomach open and ripped out his organs and there was more blood. Where does David get all this blood?! It was everywhere!
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(I don't own this story, a friend wrote it a while ago and it was on a flash drive she gave me. I asked and she let me put it where I thought it belonged, this seemed like the right thing at the time...)
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