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I'm some randomhomo erotic guy whomthat you will probablymeet neverand meetif you see me you should run. I've had some pretty bad experiences in my time but I believe firmly that this one was by far the worst in my life. I know this is starting to sound like terrible creepypasta material, but it isn't. This is based off of a completely true story with absolutely no exaggerated lies in it. I am not over inflating details when I say, it was fucking horrifying.
 
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">It started on the street I live on. Adams, of course. I live in a small town up north so it gets pretty cold here. I was going for one of my walks because my aunt, whom I've been staying with over the winter, told me to get a god damn life because she couldn't stand my teen angst and perpetual fappingJerking it. Begrudgingly, I did so, leading me to this walk. I found a shiny object on the ground in the distance. I quicken my pace, closing the gap between me and the object.</p>
 
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">I came upon it to find a disk. It was a small disk. It could probably fit into a GamecubeGay system. Unfortunately, I lacked a Gaycubedildo. I decided to go to my local gamegay shop. They carried around stupid shit that nobody would fucking buy anymore anyways.</p>
 
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">I go inside and the store clerk was beating his dick behind the desk/counter/shit thing. I asked the man if he had a Gamecube system.</p>
 
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">"ARE YoU loOKIng FoR ThaT beN DRoWNEDHaRdCoRe AnAl ShiT KiD!"</p>
 
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">He looked like he hadn't bathed in days, I noticed as he turned around to face me. His skin looked aged and diseased. He bears some resemblance to an old mushroom. Maybe it was cheese and pubic hairs that got into a car accident and then mated with Tori Spelling (Who actually isn't ugly and contributed to that fact that the clerk looked human probably) I didn't acknowledge what he said because I thought that Ben Drowned was the motherfucking shit fo' real.</p>
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