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I'm some homo erotic guy that you will meet and if you see me you should run. I've had some pretty bad experiences in my time but I believe firmly that this one was by far the worst in my life. I know this is starting to sound like
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">It started on the street I live on. Adams, of course. I live in a small town up north so it gets pretty cold here. I was going for one of my walks because my aunt, whom I've been staying with over the winter, told me to get a god damn life because she couldn't stand my teen angst and perpetual Jerking it. Begrudgingly, I did so, leading me to this walk. I found a shiny object on the ground in the distance. I quicken my pace, closing the gap between me and the object.</p>
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">I came upon it to find a
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">I go inside and the store clerk was beating his dick behind the desk/counter/shit thing. I asked the man if he had a Gamecube system.</p>
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">"ARE YoU loOKIng FoR ThaT
<p style="border-style:none;padding:0in;line-height:0.23in;">He looked like he hadn't bathed in days, I noticed as he turned around to face me. His skin looked aged and diseased. He bears some resemblance to an old mushroom. Maybe it was cheese and pubic hairs that got into a car accident and then mated with Tori Spelling (Who actually isn't ugly and contributed to that fact that the clerk looked human probably) I didn't acknowledge what he said because I thought that Ben Drowned was the motherfucking shit fo' real.</p>
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