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[[File:HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA|thumb|right|335 px|All the while this is playing in the background. :3]]
 
One night, at Meds' leopard-clothed bachelor pad...Sir Areis Lionheart is about to begin some hot sexual relations with his best friend Ruby when all of a sudden, Rainbow Dash, another girlfriend of his, appears out of nowhere and confronts him.
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Sir Areis Lionheart''':"Dash, think I'm gonna be with Ruby this time."</span>
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Rainbow Dash''': "Why aren't we gonna have fun!?" </span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Sir Areis Lionheart''':"Because I gave you the rainbow crabs, and i dont wanna end up being strapped to your hoof with switchblades on our hands trying to stab each other in a moment of manly 80s goodness. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;">And i certainly dont want no michael jackson interrupting our fight, and ending up being part of a choreography"</span>
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">'''RubySir theAreis DolphinLionheart''':"DealDash, think I'm gonna be with itRuby this time."</span>
 
*<span style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Rainbow Dash''':..."I will sue you"</span>
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">'''SirRainbow Areis LionheartDash''': "Why?"Dash, think I'm gonna be with Ruby this time."</span>
 
*<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Sir Areis Lionheart''':"Because I gave you the rainbow crabs, and i dont wanna end up being strapped to your hoof with switchblades on our hands trying to stab each other in a moment of manly 80s goodness. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;">And i certainly dont want no michael jackson interrupting our fight, and ending up being part of a choreography"</span>
 
<span style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Ruby the Dolphin''':"Deal with it"</span>
 
*<span style="white-space:pre-line;">'''Rainbow Dash''':..."I will sue you"</span>
Ruby the Dolphin approaches Dash slowly until their chests press agaisnt each other then makes out hard and deep with Rainbow Dash, BECAUSE THIS NEEDS HOT UNADULTERATED SEX. Sir Areis Lionheart eats a kitten and in the corner, The Wizard Experience Starring Meds 2.0 faps rapidly to the two girls, but it turns out its a cyborg clone, the real meds cums from behind and kicks that cyborgs butt!.