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So, I was told that Michael Rubiner said that SpongeBob is on life support and that he wants to put it out of its misery. Well, SpongeBob Squarepants has been on the air like forever. But geez, don’t you think this is going too far?! I was given an exact package of when Michael Rubiner took over production of SpongeBob once cuz he thought that the show could never work without Steven Hillenburg. At least that’s what I was told. Legend has it that he even got Gilbert Gottfried to record lines for a certain character in The Loud House prior to his death. So, this episode was likely made a few months before he died. I opened the DVD and it had a threatening letter that said “Dear Nickelodeon, if you are watching this, please put SpongeBob out of his misery already! He’s like a sick patient on life support that keeps getting worse every time. You waited for Stephen himself to die just to milk this show dry! Look, it’s okay if you can get to keep the character. Just, don’t extend him beyond his expiration date! And, please don’t blame Savino for our show! We don’t wanna be reminded of his actions. And, I destroyed every copy of our forbidden series finale so we can make a proper one when The Loud House eventually ends. I made sure to revive every character we created and to bring our scariest character into your show. I hope you feel proud of yourselves, Nickelodeon! We can’t be all seeing yellow like we did before 2016. Singed, Michael Rubiner”. It’s like as if Michael himself got mad and hated modern SpongeBob. Granted, the hate towards modern SpongeBob is justified. But, some like to take it up a notch. And so, I put in the DVD to see what is up with Mr. Rubiner himself.
The episode starts off with an intro that starts off with Painty the Pirate saying “Are you ready kids” and then he gets incinerated by Katherine Mulligan with a flamethrower! Holy fuck, that is scary! It then cuts to SpongeBob waking up as it’s only a nightmare. And, SpongeBob himself gets out of bed only to fall near Royal Woods. He screamed while he fell down. And, then a bomb gets thrown at him and attempts defuse if by blowing at it. It then cuts to someone saying “Barnacles!” after the bomb blows up. And then, it cuts to a Learjet being flown by Phoebe Powers and it flies near him. The word “Barnacles!” is also said after he gets cut up into a bloody mess with the turbine. And, then SpongeBob lands on electric wires and gets electrocuted and the word “Barnacles!” also gets shouted like three times. And, SpongeBob lands on something and we see the title of SpongeBob SquarePants getting crumbled to bits after “SpongeBob SquarePants!” gets shouted. The intro kinda reminded me of the intro from Eek! the cat and it had that feel of the character trying to suffer. It then cuts to the title card where the name of the episode is shown. It’s a title card of The Loud House instead of SpongeBob and I see Morag McLaughlin from The Loud House movie holding and axe with blood on it and Sandy Cheeks’ head in her other all topped with a sinister grin on her Scottish face. The credits are the same as the infamous episode, Schooled. It starts off with a normal day at Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob leaving
Morag then grabs SpongeBob and proceeds to put him near one of the deep fryers where she kills him. He is screaming in pain while he gets fried. Morag is then seen eating the remains of SpongeBob himself and saying “Mmm, deep fried sponge sure tastes great! I love having everything deep fried!”. This quote makes sense as Scottish people are obsessed with deep frying things. She eventually finishes eating her food and saying “I’m still pretty hungry, the whale’s gotta eat and keep her figure!”. After punching the door of the former Krusty Krab open and she heads over to the Chum Bucket. Because Morag is so big compared to Plankton, he screams in fear. Sheldon J. Plankton attempted to run from Morag. But, Morag shouted “You can’t run from your own predator! Whales eat krill and plankton all of the time!”. Karen then went over to Morag. “Get away from him, you whale!” She shouted. Morag grabs Karen and punches her screen and then breaks her in half like a giant Twix Bar. “Don’t ever steal Mrs. Loud’s voice again!” She shouted. Morag then proceeds to grab him and puts him over her mouth. “Time to go down the same way you did in the hated episode, One Coarse Meal!” She shouted. Morag drops Plankton down her mouth and swallows him. We then cut to a shot of the inside of Morag’s belly where he’s seen with Chrisnyan in the TLH style. Yeah, I guess Mr. Rubiner listened to my boy, Chris after all. Morag then rubs her belly and goes after to look for Pearl next. What can be scarier than an AR-15 you might ask? How about an M134 Minigun!. She gets out a Minigun cuz she’ll make anything appear with magic and walks around with it in an intimidating way. She busts down the door of Mrs. Krabs’ home and goes after Pearl. She fires her minigun and Pearl runs away. “That’s right, ruuuun from Morag McLaughlin! Cry like the little whale baby you are!” She shouted. She kills off Pearl with her minigun and makes her into a Japanese whale dish. “Mmmm, whale meat is my favourite delicacy. What a delightfully devious dish!” She said. She burped again and eventually got full after eating Pearl’s remains. “Uh-oh, looks like I have let out a huge toot!” She said. She kneeled down and let out a big nuclear bomb fart in the Krabs house. It’s not unusual for The Loud House to have fart jokes. But, this one stands out from the rest. “Oh dear, this house is gonna stink for weeks!” She said after she let out her fart.
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