The Beatles Theory: Difference between revisions

PAUL WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS WHOTHEY CLONED HIM AND ERASED HIS MEMORY AND ERASED EVERYONE ELSE'S MEMORY EXCEPT MINE AND THEN THEY SENT A PAUL CLONE DOWN TO EARTH TO SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT PAUL BEING DEAD BUT NOBODY BELIEVED IT AND JOHN HID SATANIC MESSAGES IN ALL THE BEATLES SONGS CAUSE HE WAS SECRETLY SATAN (I KNOW THIS BECAUSE SATAN IS 6.66 INCHES TALLER THAN JESUS) AND THEN THE ALIENS ABDUCTED HIM TOO AND BRAINWASHED EVERYONE INTO BELIEVING PAUL WAS THE WALRUS WAS PAUL WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY RINGO AND GEORGE WAS THE EGGMAN AND PAUL WAS THE ALIENS AND PETE BEST EXPLODED FOR NO REASON