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But it didn't stop there.
 
The CN gusguys got mad with power. Instead of sneaking into the control room like before, they broke in and murdered the workers in there to quickly premiere their new shows:
 
"Soup" and "The Vomit Show".
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The last employee who farted into the soup unknowingly let out a pellet sized piece of shit into the bowl. As he took his sip of soup, he noticed a smudged shit stain on the shiny metal of the spoon, and he felt something in his mouth. The employee's eyes widened and he ran off camera, like the others. 
 
A camera set in in the bathroom across the hall from the set of Soup showed the employee bolt into the room,. He strongly grabbed the toilet bowl, and started violently vomited into the toilet. His vomited lasted about five minutes. When he was done, he looked into the toilet, then proceeded to vomit, for another five minutes.
 
When he finally finished, he got up and, with an extremely angry expression on his face, slapped the camera to the floor, with only the CN guys black and white feet, and the employee's bare feet in view. the employee angrily yelled "I'M NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE!!" and exited the room. Off camera, you could hear the employee say "I quit", and then footsteps. On camera, a pair of feet entered the room where the CN guys were standing. The person was wearing dress suitshoes and fancy looking pants, so it must've been the president for Cartoon Network, Staurt Snyder. Staurt yelled "What the hell is going on here!?!" The C said "But sir-", but was cut off by Staurt yelling "What is on that camera!? You two are fired!"
 
The N grabbed the camera and they both made a run for it. They broke into the control room and blocked the door with a chair to air their final creations. "We hope you will think before you speak..." they said in unison as they popped up on the screen one more time, interrupting the Amazing World of Gumball.
 
After that, the CN guys beanbegan their run from the law, as they were charged with torutetorture and human rights violations. Their whereabouts are currently unknown.
 
This isn't the first time the CN guys did something like this. Back in the early 2000's, the guys worked for Nickelodeon as control room workers when thethey saw negative comments about some Nick shows on an Internet forum and well... let's just say they're the reason "Chuckie's Mom" exists.
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