The Complete Truth About Neon Genesis Evangelion: Difference between revisions

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EXCERPT FROM LOCAL
NEWSPAPER: MAN'S HOUSE EXPLODED MYSTERIOUSLY! 1 DEAD AND 3 HURT!
 
 
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Lost Footage TOP SECRET”. This bothered me, and made me wonder if
it had anything to do with the explosion. I kept the tape for
evidence.
 
 
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was a former GAINAX employee, an intern to be exact. He also showed
me another tape he had. I took this tape, and took it back to the
station.
 
 
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displayed Tokyo- 3. Then a voice could be heard saying: “INCOMING
ANGEL!!!!!!” Then Ramiel, or the diamond angel showed up! Instead
of the EVAs showing up though, Misato, Ritsuko, and Skrillex showed
up instead! Misato then pointed at the angel and said: “RITSUKO
TRANSFORM!” Ritsuko leaped into the air, and revealed her final
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of Ritzuko crackers, and shot at Ramiel like a machine gun! Crackers
and blood was flying everywhere! Ramiel shot his SUPER LAZORS, but
our heroes were too quick! AND THEN MISATO LAUNCHED A KETCHUP PACKET
AT RAMIEL, AND EXPLODED! This was odd since when I looked at the
ketchup, it was normal ketchup; MIXED WITH HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!! RAMIEL
WAS BLASTED BACK INTO A GAS STATION! Ramiel rose from the fire,
REVEALING HIS NEW ALLY!!!!!! WHEN HE SPLIT OPEN, INSIDE WAS NONE
OTHER THAN GENDO FUCKING IKARI! I KNEW IT!
 
 
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celebrated too early. Out from over the city had come the final boss
the real mastermind! IT WAS PEN PEN! THE FUCKING PENGUIN WAS THE
MASTERMIND THE WHOLE TIME!
 
 
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was off though, because Pen Pen was glowing with energy!!! HE
COMBINED WITH ALL OF THE MP EVAS, AND EVEN GENDO TO FORM SUPER MP
EVANPENDO!!!
 
 
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the camera. He then says:” I think we dropped a little too hard...”
Then the credits started to roll over a pan out of Tokyo- 3. It ended
suprisingly normal.
 
 
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to me. She woke up as well, and turned to look at me. When she turned
around IT WAS GENDO IKARI SLEEPING NEXT TO ME AND THEN MY ENTIRE
HOUSE BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
THE ONLY
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EVERYONE'S
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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